Tell her that you want to be an apprentice
From Create Your Own Story
You nicely tell her that You Want to be an apprentice. She Says "Paul isn't home today, could you come back tomorrow." You Tell her you don't have a place to stay. After a minute, she says, "fine you can sta here tonight. If you want to make a little money, you could run some errands for me.
What do you do, Never mind, I'm joking, You don't really chose this. (Evil Laugh into Choking):