Seriously?

From Create Your Own Story

A few hours later

You woke up to really loud snoring. It was really warm, and hairy. Opening your eyes you see a large, muscular, bear man laying beside you. Tearing from his grip was hard but you managed. Looking around you see you are in a dorm room. Dirty clothes are scattered everywhere, and it smells like a pig pen. You wonder why you didn't wake up from the smell. Then you looked in the mirror. You were totally naked except for a long thin night dress.

"WHAT THE-!" You shout, almost waking up the man. Frantically you search for any clean clothes. The only thing you could find was a red t-shirt and puke colored bondage pants. But it was much too big for your small size. Searching once again you find two crap-colored belts to tie the clothing with. Now the red t-shirt on you is an off shoulder top and the the shorts look like a sewn together parachute with two holes. But it would have to do, kind of makes people wonder how your gleaming body looks like. You shut the door as quietly as you could, but it was drowned out by his massive snoring.

You didn't know where you were. It looked like an average university campus, except for the fact it was always sunset and all the people were red and purple skinned with horns. For a few hours you just wandered about, there was a store, but you didn't have any money. There was a restaurant, but again you didn't have any money. Also there was a bar, but once again you were broke. But at least a lot of guys literally handed their money to you! Now you have 500 Colars. It seemed like forever when a hot, yet cold looking lady came up to you.

"There you are! I've been looking all over for you. Now come you are very late," she said. You heard her mumble," No one ever rings the damn bell ". Following she led you to a building titled Student Center . She sat on one of the steps and took off her heels. A man in a suit came and put a pile of papers in her hands, and smiled at you as he walked away. She gestured you to sit with her and you followed.

"Okay then since you are very behind schedule I'll make this quick. There are just a few rules to our university, but I also have to explain how and why you are here. The man,"You assumed Hades or the devil," doesn't want lazy bums to fill up his realm. So saying to the other demons that this was so that Hell doesn't get filled up, he sent them here to mask who the lowlifes were. Currently you are the only one because you were the Number One lazy lonely lowlife on Earth. In exchange for not wasting space air and energy in Hell and Earth you get to live forever, if you earn it. You'll learn more about that later. Anyway moving on to the rules.

1.Don't talk about being a lowlife.

2.Never use powers on living things.

You'll learn more later. And the absolutely Most IMPORTANT rule of them all, 3. NO NEVER EVER may you have sex with ANYONE as long as you are in your studies. Now other students don't have this rule, and given your looks hundreds will come to you, but you can't, Okay? Now, I see others have already given you money so I won't give you anymore. Best you use that money to buy new clothes, you'll never get a lover as long as you wear Harry's clothes." She put on her heels, gave you the pile of papers, and walked into the building, leaving you on the steps. The man in the suit came out again and gave you a small black bag.

"Tomorrow you should come back to register for classes, and also you should find someone to room with," he told you before going back inside. Getting up, you ponder about your next move. What should you do?

   Let's go SHOPPING!

   Get someone to room with! Don't wanna sleep in the cold wet night! 

   EAT. I haven't eaten this whole time I want to stuff myself