User:UltimaEvill
From Create Your Own Story
Star Wars A New Adventure
As a young boy living on the small world of dantooine you have always known that you were special. Like back when you were eight and a man snuck up on you in a dark alley and grabbed you as soon as you told him to let go he entered into a hypnotic like trance and immediately let go. You then told him he should that he should go and jump of a cliff and peculiarly later that day their was a new report on the news saying a prisoner sentenced to life for murder and child molestation that had recently escaped from prison had committed suicide. I'm sure that it was completely unrelated. Now at the age of nine you are studying for school and trying to figure out what the heck a R2 class astromech droid series is. You decide to...
give up and go pick up some power converters!!!(you decide in a very annoying voice)
kill yourself! life just isn't worth this shit!