I wanna take a bath
From Create Your Own Story
You decide to take a bath, since all that excitement left you all sweaty. Your armpits are cold with sweat, and your shirt is clinging to your smelly, sticky body. Yeah, you NEED a bath. But, man... you're kinda hungry, too.
Right now you're craving something hot, and a little buttery... Crispy and sorta sweet... Something like... Yes, toast! So you grab to toaster and plug it into the outlet in your bathroom. But you're so nasty, you figure you'll go ahead and get in. You place the toaster on the edge of the tub and place two slices of whole wheat bread in the toaster. You adjust the setting and push the funny little button. That's always the most fun part.