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- 21:58, 22 July 2011 (hist) (diff) N Wait, that was it?!?! (Created page with 'Yeah. And then you blow-up. *The End. Now wasn't that just oodles of fun?@?1 Category: Sam Walker and the Tree-Stump')
- 21:55, 22 July 2011 (hist) (diff) Enter the jet ski race! (top)
- 21:55, 22 July 2011 (hist) (diff) N Enter the jet ski race! (Created page with 'You decide to throw your hat down and enter that race. Even though you've never rode a jet-ski before, you're confident that you will win. The race begins and by the third and fi…')
- 21:52, 22 July 2011 (hist) (diff) N Drive your jet ski around the lake instead. (Created page with 'Races are boring anyway. You decide to test your jet-ski. You turn on your jet-ski and blast-off. You do all sorts of tricks and me all sorts of people with the raddiness of your…') (top)
- 21:49, 22 July 2011 (hist) (diff) N Buy a jet ski (Created page with 'You decide to buy a jet ski...way to go. I guess you must think God is some sort of hedonist who's into water sports. Fine. Whatever. Have it your way you schmuck. So you buy a…') (top)
- 21:46, 22 July 2011 (hist) (diff) N Go to the final level of Hell (Created page with 'You enter the portal. That was awfully nice of the statue, seeing the folly in his riddle with your aid and thus giving you an opportunity to get a free pass. Now you are one ste…') (top)
- 21:09, 22 July 2011 (hist) (diff) N You're Dead, Accept it (Created page with '"Hey, that's not fair!" You say in the most hostile manner. "I shouldn't be dead, I made the right decision," when clearly you didn't. "I was supposed to be the 'chosen one!'" Th…') (top)
- 21:03, 22 July 2011 (hist) (diff) N Then again, orange is such a bold color, I most go with it (Created page with 'You shut your eyes and head straight into the portal. Suddenly, you're flying through the air. You can see a bunch of houses below. "Whoa!" You say. Or some shit I don't know. I'…') (top)
- 21:00, 22 July 2011 (hist) (diff) N The green portal seems like the ideal decision (Created page with '"Green portal!" You close your eyes and jump right into the green portal. Suddenly, you are in a mystical forest, with trees bearing exotic fruits, forest creatures that gallop a…') (top)
- 20:55, 22 July 2011 (hist) (diff) N Refuse the offer and go see what's around that corner (Created page with 'You turn the corner and you see two portals. One green, and the other is orange. Which one do you choose? *The green portal seems like the ideal decision *[[Then again, ora…') (top)
- 20:55, 22 July 2011 (hist) (diff) N What apples? (Created page with '"What apples?" you ask. The statue hums and says, "...I see. You shall pass." A greenish-red portal appears next to the statue. This magical portal allows you to skip the second …') (top)
- 20:51, 22 July 2011 (hist) (diff) N You have three apples (Created page with '"You have three apples." The gargoyle hums and says, "you are correct. You may proceed." The statue stares at you. "Um, okay," you say as you walk away. You turn the corner and …') (top)
- 20:48, 22 July 2011 (hist) (diff) N You have two apples (Created page with '"You have two apples." You say with confident glee. The statue begins to hum and it reveals a passageway. You enter and a wall shuts behind you. You continue forth and is quickly…') (top)
- 20:45, 22 July 2011 (hist) (diff) N Do I have any choice? (Created page with 'Good. The first level consists of a very ugly-looking dungeon. You walk down the corridor. You come across a giant statue of some sort of gargoyle, and of course the statue can t…') (top)
- 20:42, 22 July 2011 (hist) (diff) N Yes, I want to escape Hell (Created page with 'All right, but it won't be easy. First you have to go through the various levels of Hell, there are three. Are you ready? *Do I have any choice? *Nah, I'll just [[use a rev…') (top)
- 20:40, 22 July 2011 (hist) (diff) N No way, this place is pretty sweet (Created page with 'Fine, you burn in Hell for all eternity, and enjoy every minute of it, you strange person you. *Smile Category: Smile') (top)
- 20:39, 22 July 2011 (hist) (diff) N Wait, I don't want to go to Hell. (Created page with 'Hahaha. You burn in Hell for all eternity. But you have an opportunity to escape? Do you take it? *Yes, I want to escape Hell *No way, this place is pretty sweet [[Cat…') (top)
- 03:46, 22 July 2011 (hist) (diff) N "You're Right!" Take your own life. (Created page with '"Well that does it," you say. You take your own life. After all, it's just a dream right, right? Isn't it? But who cares and you insert the barrel of the gun into your mouth and …') (top)
- 03:37, 22 July 2011 (hist) (diff) N A Mega-Machine Gun (Created page with 'Okay, this one ''has'' to work...it doesn't. You are arrested and thrown in jail. Have you ever been in a Mexican jail? You might as well kill yourself right here. *[["You're Ri…') (top)
- 03:28, 22 July 2011 (hist) (diff) N A bazooka for extra-killing (Created page with 'You enter the bank with your mighty bazooka. You launch one of the missiles at the guards, point-blank, which kills you. Because you choked on the mint. [[Drink a revitalizing p…') (top)
- 03:27, 22 July 2011 (hist) (diff) N A pee-wee pistol (Created page with 'You slap your moneys down and purchase the legendary pee-wee rifle I mean pistol. You head down to the Federal Washington American Bank of Mexico. You kick them doors down and fi…') (top)
- 03:24, 22 July 2011 (hist) (diff) N Rob a bank (the best decision) (Created page with 'You get some money from the loan shark to buy a gun. You go to the gun-shop. What kind of gun should you acquire? *A pee-wee pistol *A bazooka for extra-killing *[[A M…') (top)
- 03:22, 22 July 2011 (hist) (diff) N The red lobster (Created page with 'You throw in you life-savings in. You just know the red one is going to win. DING! The fight begins. Everyone starts cheering, including you. The two lobsters are released and th…') (top)
- 03:21, 22 July 2011 (hist) (diff) N The blue lobster (Created page with 'You throw in you life-savings in. You just know the blue one is going to win. DING! The fight begins. Everyone starts cheering, including you. The two lobsters are released and t…') (top)
- 03:17, 22 July 2011 (hist) (diff) N Lobster Wrestling (Created page with 'Doodoodoodoo now you're in Mexico, where lobster wrestling is a big deal. You go inside and you see a bunch of crazy-looking people (cause they're Mexican) surrounding a ring whe…') (top)
- 03:14, 22 July 2011 (hist) (diff) But for now try to get some rest. (top)
- 03:12, 22 July 2011 (hist) (diff) N Jump into the golden pool (Created page with 'Just as you were about to jump, you slip on a rock and fall into the golden pool, head-first, and your head is impaled by a giant rock. And since when you died in the dream, you …') (top)
- 03:04, 22 July 2011 (hist) (diff) N Talk:Take the beer, but pretend to drink it (Created page with 'Take the beer, but pretend to drink it') (top)
- 03:03, 22 July 2011 (hist) (diff) Take the beer, but pretend to drink it
- 03:02, 22 July 2011 (hist) (diff) N Take the beer, but pretend to drink it (Created page with 'Take the beer, but pretend to drink it Take the beer, but pretend to drink it Take the beer, but pretend to drink it Take the beer, but pretend to drink it Take the beer, but…')
- 02:55, 22 July 2011 (hist) (diff) Fuck you I live by my own rules.
- 02:53, 22 July 2011 (hist) (diff) N That's so lame. (Created page with 'What? You know how hard it is to write one of these things? Fine! Let's see you do better! *Write your own 'Choose Your Own Adventure' here! Category: Smile') (top)
- 02:51, 22 July 2011 (hist) (diff) N Right? Right...Yeah, Right let's go left! (Created page with 'Left, right, left right right left left rightleftrifghtelrghrerkrghkrgekhrkrgherklrhrkrheflfkreerhekrhkfe So you go left. You hit a dead end, in the desert. Which makes you dead…') (top)
- 02:49, 22 July 2011 (hist) (diff) N Adventure! Adventure! (Created page with 'Okay, so now you're in the middle of the desert when you come across a fork in the road. What do you do? *Right? Right...Yeah, Right let's go left! *[[Left? Gimme a break, …')
- 02:46, 22 July 2011 (hist) (diff) N Burn down the goblin encampment! (Created page with 'You fly your flying lizard over the goblin encampment. The goblins scurry around and panic and scream. Some of the warriors shoot arrows at the dragon but it's now use. You burn …') (top)
- 02:40, 22 July 2011 (hist) (diff) N Let's annihilate that town over there. (Created page with 'What town? *Burn down the goblin encampment! *Wreck the shit outta that temple. Category: Smile') (top)
- 02:39, 22 July 2011 (hist) (diff) N Look elsewhere for the loots (Created page with 'Since you have no clue how to break into one of those things you decide to look around to see what other valuables this hunter has. If there's anything that has told you, every h…') (top)
- 01:29, 22 July 2011 (hist) (diff) N Reach into the hole for the shiny thing. (Created page with 'Against your better judgement, you decide to stick your hand into that poop-hole and reach for that shiny thing that may-or-may-not-be of any value. You grab it with relative eas…') (top)
- 01:25, 22 July 2011 (hist) (diff) N Keep walking straight (Created page with 'You don't know why, but you feel going straight is the best option here (which I guess is why you pressed it.) You head straight and immediately mauled by a pack of wolves. *[[S…') (top)
- 01:21, 22 July 2011 (hist) (diff) N Fuck you I live by my own rules. (Created page with 'Hohoho. A wise man might say that you actually live by society's rules but I don't feel like arguing with a tool. Here we go, I play by my ''own'' rules too. Here's a bunch of r…')
- 01:12, 22 July 2011 (hist) (diff) N No, I was just bored. Gosh. (Created page with 'Hm, well you will never be bored when you're being '''TORTURED BY THE DENIZENS OF THE NINE CIRCLES OF HELL!!''' *Wait, I don't want to go to Hell. *Oh, Geez. Not again.…') (top)
- 01:10, 22 July 2011 (hist) (diff) N There's nothing wrong with me. (Created page with 'Nah, I'm pretty sure there is borseph. No, I was just bored. Gosh. Category: Smile') (top)
- 01:02, 22 July 2011 (hist) (diff) Get ready for your after-school special (top)
- 01:02, 22 July 2011 (hist) (diff) N Get ready for your after-school special (Created page with 'You pounce on her like the wild cheetah you are and decimate her godlike bod. You lick every sin clean and turn in your homework on time. But once you're finished, you realized s…')
- 00:58, 22 July 2011 (hist) (diff) N The End. (Created page with 'So you've come to the '''End'''. I hope it was satisfying enough to your liking. But just because it's the '''End''', doesn't mean it's the end of your journey. Or does it? I don…') (top)
- 00:52, 22 July 2011 (hist) (diff) N CONTINUE (Created page with 'You walk for a couple of hours until finally coming to a clearing. You look at the ground and see a giant 'X' painted on the ground with white paint. You smile to yourself and pu…') (top)
- 00:44, 22 July 2011 (hist) (diff) N Throw your desk at her (Created page with 'You pick up your desk and launch it at the teacher's head. She goes down with a CLANK! You check if she's breathing. You let out a sigh of relief. That was a close call. Suddenly…') (top)
- 00:37, 22 July 2011 (hist) (diff) Kneel down and pray (top)
- 00:37, 22 July 2011 (hist) (diff) Kneel down and pray
- 00:36, 22 July 2011 (hist) (diff) N Kneel down and pray (Created page with 'Taking a leap of faith, you kneel down and pray. Hagglebag looks down on you and laughs a hearty laugh, than starts coughing on you. She quickly announces that she's ready, wheth…')
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