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Try to find the helicopter

Drinks — Wed, 01 Apr 2009 21:06:24 GMT

Drinks:

You look for the helicopter, and find it. But it is an Iraqi helicopter. Soldiers shoot you. You die.

'''The End'''

Try to find the helicopter

Drinks — Wed, 01 Apr 2009 21:06:02 GMT

Drinks:

You look for the helicopter, and find it. But it is an Iraqi helicopter. Soldiers shoot you.

'''The End'''

Run across the bridge

Drinks — Wed, 01 Apr 2009 21:05:02 GMT

Drinks:

You run across the bridge and find a US military helicopter. You get in the helicopter and they take you back to America. You grab a nuke and fire it at Iraq, completely destroying it.

'''COUNTER TERRORISTS WIN!'''

*[[6 months later]]
[[Category: One Messed Up Story]]

6 months later

Drinks — Wed, 01 Apr 2009 21:04:44 GMT

Drinks:

6 months later, you die of AIDS. The US Military visits your funeral. Even Barack Obama visits your funeral and does a little dance on your grave. You died a hero, and will never be forgotten.

'''The End'''

[[Category: One Messed Up Story]]

6 months later

Drinks — Wed, 01 Apr 2009 21:04:14 GMT

Drinks:

6 months later, you die of AIDS. The US Military visits your funeral. Even Barack Obama visits your funeral and does a little dance on your grave. You died a hero, and will never be forgotten (as a war criminal).

'''The End'''

[[Category: One Messed Up Story]]

6 months later

Drinks — Wed, 01 Apr 2009 21:03:21 GMT

Drinks:

6 months later, you die of AIDS. The US Military visits your funeral. Even Barack Obama visits your funeral and does a little dance on your grave.

'''The End'''

[[Category: One Messed Up Story]]

Run across the bridge

Drinks — Wed, 01 Apr 2009 21:01:40 GMT

Drinks:

You run across the bridge and find a US military helicopter. You get in the helicopter and they take you back to America. You grab a nuke and fire it at Iraq, completely destroying it.

COUNTER TERRORISTS WIN!

*[[6 months later]]
[[Category: One Messed Up Story]]

Throw the Iraqi Woman's corpse onto the bridge to test it

Drinks — Wed, 01 Apr 2009 20:59:26 GMT

Drinks:

You throw the body of the Iraqi Woman onto the bridge, and it seems stable enough to walk on.

*[[Run across the bridge]]
[[Category: One Messed Up Story]]

Leave the pit

Drinks — Wed, 01 Apr 2009 20:58:25 GMT

Drinks:

After walking a long desert path, you find an old bridge over a river.

*[[Throw the Iraqi Woman's corpse onto the bridge to test it]]

*[[Walk on it]]

[[Category: One Messed Up Story]]

Leave the pit

Drinks — Wed, 01 Apr 2009 20:58:13 GMT

Drinks:

After walking a long desert path, you find an old bridge over a river.

*[[Throw the Iraqi Woman's corpse onto the bridge to test it]]

*[[Walk on it]]

Grab an M4

Drinks — Wed, 01 Apr 2009 20:57:06 GMT

Drinks:

You grab an M4 and shoot the robot until it explodes and kills the Iraqi Woman.

*[[Leave the pit]]
[[Category: One Messed Up Story]]

Climb into the pit

Drinks — Wed, 01 Apr 2009 20:56:20 GMT

Drinks:

Inside the pit, you find the Iraqi Woman that bit your fingers off, she is totally naked and is riding a robot device that goes up her vagina. As sexy as it may seem, it is not a pretty sight.

*[[Run away from the robot]]

*[[Grab an M4]]
[[Category: One Messed Up Story]]

Climb into the pit

Drinks — Wed, 01 Apr 2009 20:56:02 GMT

Drinks:

Climb the hill

Drinks — Wed, 01 Apr 2009 20:54:12 GMT

Drinks:

You climb the hill and over the other side you see a pit.

*[[Climb into the pit]]
[[Category: One Messed Up Story]]

Try to find a way out of the canals

Drinks — Wed, 01 Apr 2009 20:53:26 GMT

Drinks:

You climb a wall and find a hill.

*[[Climb the hill]]
[[Category: One Messed Up Story]]

Kill the zombies

Drinks — Wed, 01 Apr 2009 20:52:44 GMT

Drinks:

You use your knife to kill all the zombies. You hear a helicopter in the distance.

*[[Try to find the helicopter]]

*[[Try to find a way out of the canals]]

[[Category: One Messed Up Story]]

Kill the zombies

Drinks — Wed, 01 Apr 2009 20:52:05 GMT

Drinks:

You use your knife to kill all the zombies. You hear a helicopter in the distance.

*[[Try to find the helicopter]]

*[[Try to find a way out of the canals]]