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Sing some Skynard!!

2007-06-23T04:07:41Z

Olboyfloats:

<div style="float:right">[[Image:rabbit.jpg]]</div>

If I leave here tomorrow

Would you still remember me

For i must be travelling on now

There's too many places I gotta see

And if I stay here with you girl

Things just wouldn't be the same

For I'm as free as a bird now

And this bird you cannot change

And the bird you cannot change

And the bird you cannot change

Lord knows I can't change

Bye bye it's been sweet love

Though this feeling I can't change

Please don't take it so bad now

Cause lord knows I'm to blame

And if I stay here with you girl

Things just couldn't be the same

For I'm as free as a bird now

And this bird you cannot change

And the bird you cannot change

And the bird you cannot change

Lord knows I can't change

Do you:

*[[Try to summon Eris]]
*[[Go get a hotdog]]
*[[Invest in a printing press]]
*[[Declaire yourself a Pope]]
*[[Edit the Wikipedia entry on Discordianism]]
*[[Special:Randompage|Do something completely random!]]
*[[Give up]]
{{ErisStatus|Equipment=''Song''|Health=♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪|MP=♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪|Level=Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti}}
[[Category:Down the Rabbit Hole]]

Sing some Skynard!!

2007-06-23T04:06:50Z

Olboyfloats:

<div style="float:right">[[Image:rabbit.jpg]]</div>

If I leave here tomorrow
Would you still remember me
For i must be travelling on now
There's too many places I gotta see
And if I stay here with you girl
Things just wouldn't be the same
For I'm as free as a bird now
And this bird you cannot change
And the bird you cannot change
And the bird you cannot change
Lord knows I can't change

Bye bye it's been sweet love
Though this feeling I can't change
Please don't take it so bad now
Cause lord knows I'm to blame

And if I stay here with you girl
Things just couldn't be the same
For I'm as free as a bird now
And this bird you cannot change
And the bird you cannot change
And the bird you cannot change
Lord knows I can't change

Do you:

*[[Try to summon Eris]]
*[[Go get a hotdog]]
*[[Invest in a printing press]]
*[[Declaire yourself a Pope]]
*[[Edit the Wikipedia entry on Discordianism]]
*[[Special:Randompage|Do something completely random!]]
*[[Give up]]
{{ErisStatus|Equipment=''Song''|Health=♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪|MP=♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪|Level=Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti}}
[[Category:Down the Rabbit Hole]]

Keep on singing!

2007-06-23T04:05:10Z

Olboyfloats:

<div style="float:right">[[Image:rabbit.jpg]]</div>

You've just sung two Hymns to Eris, and now you get the idea that maybe you'll sing something else.

Do you:
*[[Sing some Abba]]
*[[Sing a nusery rhyme]]
*[[Sing some Skynard!!]]
*[[Special:Randompage|Do something completely random!]]
*[[Give up]]
{{ErisStatus|Equipment=''Song''|Health=♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪|MP=♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪|Level=Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti}}
[[Category:Down the Rabbit Hole]]

Main Page

2007-06-11T07:37:27Z

Olboyfloats: /* Normal Stories */

Choose Your Own Adventure is a wiki that contains stories where the reader assumes the role of the main character. In each page you choose how the story should progress. If you don't see an option that you would like to pursue, click the edit tab on the top of the page and add a new path to the page. Then you get to write in your own adventure for the hero.

We're currently running [[Special:Statistics|{{NUMBEROFARTICLES}}]] [[Special:Allpages|articles]].

*I'm sorry I had to block editting of this page. Blame the @#$%%! link spammer who keeps attacking twice a day, every day. If you wish to create a new story or update page counts and can't because of the page protection, put a note on my talk page and I'll get on it ASAP. And let's all hope that our link spammer will get run over by a large truck. --[[User:Platypus|Platypus]] 09:00, 25 May 2007 (EDT)
<div style="float:right">[[Talk:Main Page|Village Pump]]</div>

__NOTOC__
==Kid Stories==
'''FOR ALL AGES:'''Please keep it G - PG. Please remove any other content that exceeds this.
{|
|Story||Status
|-
|[[Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy]] || (10+ pages)
|-
|[[Kalew]] || (50+ pages)
|-
|[[The Kitty in the Window]] (Now with PG, hard to find LOTR expansion!)|| (260+ pages)
|-
|[[Princess Carkegee]] || (5+ pages)
|-
|[[Visiting the Zoo]] || (90+ pages)
|-
|[[You Gotta Read This]] || (5 pages)
|-
|}

==Normal Stories==
'''FOR 10+:''' Please keep it G - PG-13. Please remove any content that exceeds this.
{|
|Story||Status
|-

|[[Atom Kid|Atom kid (a super hero adventure)]] || (30+ pages)

|-
|[[Boromir's Quest (an LOTR adventure)]] || (60+ pages)

|-
|[[Crusader (an action-adventure fantasy)]] || (300+ pages)

|-
|[[Paladin (Crusader 2)]] || (25+ pages)

|-
|[[Dead Kid]] || (40+ pages)

|-
|[[Fantasy Quest]] || (60+ pages)

|-
|[[Heroes And Villains|Heroes And Villains (A story about beating the bad guy)]] || (1 Page(s))

|-
|[[Hunting again for Red October]] || (100+ pages)

|-
|[[Jo-Ann the Librarian (a Comedy)]] || (30+ pages)

|-
|[[Lost Memories]] || (10+ pages)

|-
|[[Mogloween (an AdventureQuest adventure)]] || (3+ pages)

|-
|[[Morrowind|Morrowind (An exciting action adventure)]] || (25+pages)

|-
|[[Pirates of the Caribbean (action-adventure)]] ||(50+ pages)

|-
|[[Quest of the magician]] || (110+ pages)

|-
|[[Red Mercenary]] || (10+ pages)

|-
|[[Sabatoge (a Star Trek: TNG adventure)]] || (About 10 pages)

|-
|[[The_secret_island_of_Utobi|The Secret Island of Utobi]] || (34 pages)

|-
|[[Star trek]] (Another adventure) || (65+ pages)

|-
|[[Star Wars: Republic]] || (26 pages)

|-
|[[Superdickery|Superdickery Superman Adventure]] || (100 + pages)

|-
|[[Tribute|Tribute: The Greatest and Best Quest in the World]] || (14+ pages)

|-
|[[The Trigger And The Hilt]] (a free-roaming action game) || (10+ pages)
|}

==Adult Stories==
'''FOR 18+:''' No limits to content.
{|
|-
|[[Down The Rabbit Hole]]||(90+ pages)(Hail Eris!)
|-
|[[Legend of the Trailer Park]]||(80+ pages)
|-
|[[Lonely Stallion in the Sweet Green Pastures]]|| (2 pages)
|-
|[[Protectors]]||(3 pages)
|-
|[[The Quest For Treguards Treasure]]|| (210+ pages)
|-
|[[Sex Fest]]||(1 page)
|-
|[[Smutty Sex Romp]]||(2500+ pages)
|-
|[[The Story of Jack Foster]]||(140+ pages)
|-
|[[University Daze]]|| (90+ pages)
|-
|[[Victim]]|| (50+ pages)
|-
{| width="100%"
|- valign="top" bgcolor="#ccffcc"
|

[[Adventure name/New option name]]

Page text here

Do you:
*[[Adventure/Option 1]]
*[[Adventure/Option 2]]
*[[Adventure/Option 3]]
{{Status|Equipment=''Equipment''|Health=#|MP=#|Level=#}}

==Instructions==
===Starting Template===
'''Copy and paste this for new pages:'''
<pre><nowiki>
Page text here

Do you:
*[[Adventure/Option 1]]
*[[Adventure/Option 2]]
*[[Adventure/Option 3]]
{{Status|Equipment=''Equipment''|Health=#|MP=#|Level=#}}
[[Category: name of story you're working on]]
</nowiki>
</pre>

The next to the last line here is the ''status indicator''. The status indicator shown here is the ''basic'' status indicator. Different stories use different status indicators, and some use none at all. Look at the edit screen for the page you're starting from and copy that status indicator to the new page you're adding. Modify as necessary.

===To edit a page===
Just click the edit tab on the top of the page

===To add an option===
<nowiki>[[Adventure name/New option name]]</nowiki>

Options that appear <font color="red">red</font> on the page have no content. Click the link, paste in the above template, and then add your own content.

===Tips===
*To make it easier to add a page. Copy the text from the previous page into the current page
*Use images for equipment. It makes things more real. Do a [http://images.google.com/images?svnum=10&hl=en&lr=&imgsz=icon&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla%3Aen-US%3Aofficial&q=knife&btnG=Search google image search for small images] and then add the url for the image in the equipment list. The image will show up when you save. Try to use the original image url and not the cached google image url.

|

==Rules==
People have a tendency to create branches where the character dies. To prevent the story from being just a tree with all dead ends:
*for each page where you kill the character, you must create at least 2 pages (with content) where he can go on.
*whenever you fill out the last option's page, add another one so the story can go another way.
*please stick to the theme and setting of the story. Although creativity is encouraged, radical plot changes and inconsistencies will ruin the flow.
*If something is off topic, remove it.
*Try to capitalize and spell your words correctly.
**ADD OPTIONS AND NOT JUST TEXT!!!!

==To Do List==
*Go through and fix or remove status indicators from pages.
**Some are not needed in stories and were copied and pasted from the template.
**Some are missing the level and MP from the line of code.
*Remove off-topic pages.
*Correct capitalization and spelling mistakes.
|}

King

2007-06-07T05:02:45Z

Olboyfloats:

<div style="float:right">[[Image:rabbit.jpg]]</div>
OOOOOOO...
Look at the big and mighty King!
Aren't you so ROYAL!
WOOOPDY FUCKING DO!!!

You want your pipe? Fiddler's Three?!?!

*[[OFF WITH THIER HEADS!!!]]
*[[Kiss a llama on the llama]]
{{Status|Equipment=''Kingdom Hearts''|Health=<+>|MP={Щ}|Level=ל&%}}
[[Category: Down the Rabbit Hole]]

No, I was just joking

2007-06-05T17:33:44Z

Olboyfloats:

<div style="float:right">[[Image:rabbit.jpg]]</div>

Well it was a stupid joke.
You die of stupidity.

{{Status|Equipment=''A stupid, dead self''|Health=0|MP=0|Level=0}}
[[Category: Down the Rabbit Hole]]

George Bush Jr

2007-06-05T17:32:56Z

Olboyfloats:

<div style="float:right">[[Image:rabbit.jpg]]</div>

You die of stupidity.

{{Status|Equipment=''A stupid, dead self''|Health=0|MP=0|Level=0}}
[[Category: Down the Rabbit Hole]]

George Bush Sr

2007-06-05T17:32:19Z

Olboyfloats:

<div style="float:right">[[Image:rabbit.jpg]]</div>

You die of stupidity.

{{Status|Equipment=''A stupid, dead self''|Health=0|MP=0|Level=0}}
[[Category: Down the Rabbit Hole]]

Yes, really

2007-06-05T17:31:23Z

Olboyfloats:

<div style="float:right">[[Image:rabbit.jpg]]</div>

Sr or Jr?

*[[George Bush Sr]]
*[[George Bush Jr]]

{{Status|Equipment=''Pope Card''|Health=23|MP=23|Level=23}}
[[Category: Down the Rabbit Hole]]

George Bush

2007-06-05T17:30:22Z

Olboyfloats:

<div style="float:right">[[Image:rabbit.jpg]]</div>

'''REALLY!?'''

*[[Yes, really]]
*[[No, I was just joking]]

{{Status|Equipment=''Pope Card''|Health=23|MP=23|Level=23}}
[[Category: Down the Rabbit Hole]]

Make something happen

2007-06-05T16:55:16Z

Olboyfloats:

<div style="float:right">[[Image:rabbit.jpg]]</div>

You're going to make something happen. You don't have time to sit around and wait.
You look around your room and notice a bb gun, a tv remote, and some random objects in your room that could get married.

Do you:
*[[Marry random objects in your room]]
*[[Give up and watch TV]]
*[[Go shoot cans with the bb gun]]

{{Status|Equipment=''A full belly''|Health=25|MP=23|Level=23}}
[[Category: Down the Rabbit Hole]]

Keep Sitting around

2007-06-05T16:51:00Z

Olboyfloats:

<div style="float:right">[[Image:rabbit.jpg]]</div>
Well, nothing is happening...except your butt is numb and getting bedsores.

Do you:
*[[Sit around and wait for something to happen]]
*[[Give up]]
{{Status|Equipment=''A full belly''|Health=25|MP=23|Level=23}}
[[Category: Down the Rabbit Hole]]

Sit around and wait for something to happen

2007-06-05T16:50:01Z

Olboyfloats:

<div style="float:right">[[Image:rabbit.jpg]]</div>

You sit around for a good few hours, and still nothing happens.

Do you:
*[[Keep Sitting around]]
*[[Make something happen]]
*[[Give up]]
{{Status|Equipment=''A full belly''|Health=25|MP=23|Level=23}}
[[Category: Down the Rabbit Hole]]

Microwave it

2007-06-05T16:48:39Z

Olboyfloats:

<div style="float:right">[[Image:rabbit.jpg]]</div>
Oh yeah. Nothing like nuked meat on a sunny Friday!
You nuke up that dog until it's perfect.
On the counter you notice some hotdog buns.

Do you:
*[[Eat it without the bun]]
*[[Eat it with the bun]]
*[[Throw it away]]
*[[Give up]]
{{Status|Equipment=''Hotdog''|Health=23|MP=23|Level=23}}
[[Category: Down the Rabbit Hole]]

Blank all those fuckers' userpages

2007-06-05T16:47:07Z

Olboyfloats:

<div style="float:right">[[Image:rabbit.jpg]]</div>

So you start blanking all the lame wikinerds userpages, and they block your IP.
You are no longer allowed to do anything on Wikipedia from your home computer but look at it.

Do you:
*[[Go to a public computer]]
*[[Realize that Wikipedia is the work of Greyface, and immediately block the site from your computer]]
{{Status|Equipment=''The Truth''|Health=23|MP=23|Level=17}}

[[Category: Down the Rabbit Hole]]

Post pictures you found on Goatse

2007-06-05T16:44:53Z

Olboyfloats:

<div style="float:right">[[Image:rabbit.jpg]]</div>

You attack the stupid Wiccans with this great picture series you found doing a google image search for the word Goatse.
There are pics of women shooting diarrhea into thier own mouths, men with half of thier arms up thier own asses, and so on.
The wiccans freak out, and your fellow trolls applaud you.
They decide it's time to level you up some, and give you the rank of Troll General.
Now, you get to choose who your group attacks next.

Do you:
*[[Attack a Star Trek board]]
*[[Find some pedophiles to attack]]
*[[Resign your rank]]
*[[Tell your teammates about Discordianism]]

{{Status|Equipment=''Dirty Pictures''|Health=42|MP=42|Level=Troll General}}

[[Category: Down the Rabbit Hole]]

Send them a virus

2007-06-05T16:39:29Z

Olboyfloats:

<div style="float:right">[[Image:rabbit.jpg]]</div>

You send them a nasty virus that makes their computers play Abba non-stop.
They send you a message saying that they surrender, and to please make the Abba stop.

Do you:
*[[Help out the poor souls and make the Abba stop]]
*[[Laugh at their weakness]]

{{Status|Equipment=''A Computer''|Health=42|MP=42|Level=abba}}

[[Category: Down the Rabbit Hole]]

Conan O'Brien

2007-06-04T21:14:53Z

Olboyfloats:

<div style="float:right">[[Image:rabbit.jpg]]</div>
You decide that Conan O'Brien is the perfect candidate for Sainthood. I mean, he is the tallest leprechaun!

Now that he's a saint do you:
*[[Go to a filming of the show to tell him]]
*[[Write fan mail]]
*[[Give up]]

{{Status|Equipment=''Pope Card''|Health=23|MP=23|Level=23}}
[[Category: Down the Rabbit Hole]]

Marry gravity to your pajamas

2007-06-04T21:11:23Z

Olboyfloats:

<div style="float:right">[[Image:rabbit.jpg]]</div>

You marry gravity to your pajamas and nothing happens.
You can't even get them to kiss.

It's really sad, and you feel somewhat discouraged.
You think maybe marrying other objects might help, or maybe doing some other Popely Duties.

Do you marry:
*[[The TV and computer]]
*[[Your dirty socks and your bed]]

Or do you perform one of these Popely Duties:
*[[Start naming people Saints]]
*[[Completely rework the Erisian Church]]
*[[Ex-communicate Kerry Thornley]]

{{Status|Equipment=''Fallen Ego''|Health=rawr|MP=Naked Ladies|Level=10110}}
[[Category: Down the Rabbit Hole]]

Turn your room upside down

2007-06-04T21:08:16Z

Olboyfloats:

<div style="float:right">[[Image:rabbit.jpg]]</div>

You try to turn your room upside down.

You fail simply because of your Holy Discordian Laziness.

Not much left to do.

Do you:

*[[Marry gravity to your pajamas]]

{{Status|Equipment=''Fallen Hairbrush''|Health=Mustard|MP=Salami|Level=Bread}}
[[Category: Down the Rabbit Hole]]

Repeal gravity

2007-06-04T21:07:07Z

Olboyfloats:

<div style="float:right">[[Image:rabbit.jpg]]</div>
Ha!
You fool!

You don't know how to do that!!

Do you:

*[[Marry gravity to your pajamas]]
*[[Turn your room upside down]]
{{Status|Equipment=''Fallen Hairbrush''|Health=Mustard|MP=Salami|Level=Bread}}
[[Category: Down the Rabbit Hole]]

Stare at the trippin Chao

2007-06-04T21:05:23Z

Olboyfloats:

<div style="float:right">[[Image:Rabbitrippy.jpg]]</div>

Yeah man, that Chao is TRIPPIN BALLS!!

HOO-WEE!!

Do you:
*[[Take a closer look]]
*[[Take Thorazine to come down]]
*[[Freak the fuck out!]]
*[[Cry like a bitch]]
{{Status|Equipment=''Trippin' mind''|Health=red|MP=yellow|Level=MOO!}}
[[Category: Down the Rabbit Hole]]

Take a big drink

2007-06-04T21:05:04Z

Olboyfloats:

<div style="float:right">[[Image:Rabbitrippy.jpg]]</div>

Whoa, man. You are tripping balls.
I mean, like, shit. Things are all colorful and different and significant.

Shit, look at that Chao. Even it's trippin!

Do you:
*[[Stare at the trippin Chao]]
*[[Take Thorazine to come down]]
*[[Freak the fuck out!]]
*[[Cry like a bitch]]
{{Status|Equipment=''Trippin' mind''|Health=red|MP=yellow|Level=MOO!}}
[[Category: Down the Rabbit Hole]]

Take a closer look

2007-06-04T21:04:37Z

Olboyfloats:

<div style="float:right">[[Image:Rabbitrippy.jpg]]</div>

So you take a much closer look.
This is what you see:
[[Image:Rabbitrippy1.jpg]]

Do you:
*[[Smile at the Trippy Chao]]
*[[Take Thorazine to come down]]
*[[Freak the fuck out!]]
*[[Cry like a bitch]]
{{Status|Equipment=''Trippin' mind''|Health=red|MP=yellow|Level=MOO!}}
[[Category: Down the Rabbit Hole]]

Give yourself more titles

2007-06-04T21:01:12Z

Olboyfloats:

<div style="float:right">[[Image:rabbit.jpg]]</div>
Being just a Pope and a Saint isn't enough.
You want more titles!!

Do you make yourself a:
*[[Bishop]]
*[[King]]
*[[God]]
*[[Llama]]
*[[President]]
*[[Reverend]]
*[[Jackass]]
{{Status|Equipment=''Saint Card and Pope Card''|Health=23|MP=23|Level=23}}
[[Category: Down the Rabbit Hole]]

Yourself

2007-06-04T20:59:33Z

Olboyfloats:

<div style="float:right">[[Image:rabbit.jpg]]</div>
Woo.. Now you're a Saint too.
Look at you, just a while ago you were a nobody. Now you're a Pope and a Saint.

Don't you feel special.

Do you:
*[[Give yourself more titles]]
*[[Brag to your friends]]

{{Status|Equipment=''Saint Card and Pope Card''|Health=23|MP=23|Level=23}}
[[Category: Down the Rabbit Hole]]

Start naming people Saints

2007-06-04T20:58:01Z

Olboyfloats:

<div style="float:right">[[Image:rabbit.jpg]]</div>
So there are a great number of people who are heroes to you. You've often wondered how to pay a fitting tribute to them.

Now that you're a Discordian Pope, you have the power to SAINT them.

Do you Saint:
*[[Maxwell Atoms]]
*[[Yourself]]
*[[Conan O'Brien]]
*[[Superman]]
*[[Daffy Duck]]
*[[George Bush]]
{{Status|Equipment=''Pope Card''|Health=23|MP=23|Level=23}}
[[Category: Down the Rabbit Hole]]

Get cozy inside the box with Her

2007-06-04T20:56:15Z

Olboyfloats:

<div style="float:right">[[Image:Inverted Chao.JPG]]</div>

{| align="center" valign="top" style="background-color: #F1F9FF; border: 1px solid #006DC0; margin: 1em 0; padding: .4em .9em .9em;"
| align="center" | It's nice in this box. You could lay here forever. The box brings you comfort and joy. Eris seems to like it here also. You cuddle up next to her. Things are good.

Do you:
*[[Take a nap]]
*[[Stay in the box forever]]
*[[Exit the box, leaving the Goddess within it]]
{{Status|Equipment=''Blue Text Box''|Health=56|MP=23!|Level=©}}
[[Category: Down the Rabbit Hole]]
|}

Take Thorazine to come down

2007-06-04T20:53:38Z

Olboyfloats:

<div style="float:right">[[Image:rabbit.jpg]]</div>

Well, you're not tripping any more and you're back to square one.

Do you:
*[[Declaire yourself a Pope]]
*[[Try to summon Eris]]
*[[Go get a hotdog]]
*[[Print out the contents of the book and eat them]]
*[[Start posting Fnords on message boards]]
*[[Edit the Wikipedia entry on Discordianism]]

{{Status|Equipment=''none''|Health=23|MP=23|Level=23}}

[[Category:Down the Rabbit Hole]]

Smile at the Trippy Chao

2007-06-04T20:50:35Z

Olboyfloats:

<div style="float:right">[[Image:Rabbitrippy.jpg]]</div>

[[Image:Smiley_face.jpg]]

{{Status|Equipment=''Trippin' mind''|Health=red|MP=yellow|Level=MOO!}}
[[Category: Down the Rabbit Hole]]

File:Smiley face.jpg

2007-06-04T20:49:41Z

Olboyfloats:

Take a closer look

2007-06-04T20:48:30Z

Olboyfloats:

<div style="float:right">[[Image:Rabbitrippy.jpg]]</div>

So you take a much closer look.
This is what you see:
[[Image:Rabbitrippy1.jpg]]

Do you:
*[[Smile at the Trippy Chao]]
*[[Take Thorazine to come down]]
*[[Freak the fuck out]]
*[[Cry like a bitch]]
{{Status|Equipment=''Trippin' mind''|Health=red|MP=yellow|Level=MOO!}}
[[Category: Down the Rabbit Hole]]

File:Rabbitrippy1.jpg

2007-06-04T20:47:10Z

Olboyfloats:

Stare at the trippin Chao

2007-06-04T20:44:30Z

Olboyfloats:

<div style="float:right">[[Image:Rabbitrippy.jpg]]</div>

Yeah man, that Chao is TRIPPIN BALLS!!

HOO-WEE!!

Do you:
*[[Take a closer look]]
*[[Take Thorazine to come down]]
*[[Freak the fuck out]]
*[[Cry like a bitch]]
{{Status|Equipment=''Trippin' mind''|Health=red|MP=yellow|Level=MOO!}}
[[Category: Down the Rabbit Hole]]

Stare at the trippin Chao

2007-06-04T20:44:04Z

Olboyfloats:

<div style="float:right">[[Image:Rabbitrippy.jpg]]</div>

Yeah man, that Chao is TRIPPIN BALLS!!

HOO-WEE!!

Do you:
*[[Image:Rabbitrippy.jpg|Take a closer look]]
*[[Take Thorazine to come down]]
*[[Freak the fuck out]]
*[[Cry like a bitch]]
{{Status|Equipment=''Trippin' mind''|Health=red|MP=yellow|Level=MOO!}}
[[Category: Down the Rabbit Hole]]

Take a big drink

2007-06-04T20:38:50Z

Olboyfloats:

<div style="float:right">[[Image:Rabbitrippy.jpg]]</div>

Whoa, man. You are tripping balls.
I mean, like, shit. Things are all colorful and different and significant.

Shit, look at that Chao. Even it's trippin!

Do you:
*[[Stare at the trippin Chao]]
*[[Take Thorazine to come down]]
*[[Freak the fuck out]]
*[[Cry like a bitch]]
{{Status|Equipment=''Trippin' mind''|Health=red|MP=yellow|Level=MOO!}}
[[Category: Down the Rabbit Hole]]

Take a big drink

2007-06-04T20:38:20Z

Olboyfloats:

<div style="float:right">[[Image:Rabbitrippy.JPG]]</div>

Whoa, man. You are tripping balls.
I mean, like, shit. Things are all colorful and different and significant.

Shit, look at that Chao. Even it's trippin!

Do you:
*[[Stare at the trippin Chao]]
*[[Take Thorazine to come down]]
*[[Freak the fuck out]]
*[[Cry like a bitch]]
{{Status|Equipment=''Trippin' mind''|Health=red|MP=yellow|Level=MOO!}}
[[Category: Down the Rabbit Hole]]

File:Rabbitrippy.jpg

2007-06-04T20:35:45Z

Olboyfloats:

Down The Rabbit Hole

2007-06-04T18:44:29Z

Olboyfloats:

<div style="float:right">[[Image:rabbit.jpg]]</div>

So it's a boring Friday night, and you're sitting at your computer. All day you've been illegally downloading music and looking at pictures of naked ladies, when you come across something completely new. It's a PDF file of a book called [http://www.principiadiscordia.com/book/1.php The Principia Discordia].

You read through the whole thing, and think to yourself, "Gee, I think I want to become a Discordian."

Do you:
*[[Declaire yourself a Pope]]
*[[Try to summon Eris]]
*[[Go get a hotdog]]
*[[Print out the contents of the book and eat them]]
*[[Start posting Fnords on message boards]]
*[[Edit the Wikipedia entry on Discordianism]]
*[[Give up]]
*[http://www.editthis.info/Choose_Your_Own_Adventure/Down_The_Rabbit_Hole?title=Down_The_Rabbit_Hole&action=edit Edit this page]

{{Status|Equipment=''none''|Health=23|MP=23|Level=23}}

[[Category:Down the Rabbit Hole]]

User talk:Olboyfloats

2007-06-04T18:43:37Z

Olboyfloats:

Welcome aboard. All hail Discordia! There's now a link on the Main Page so you can start Down the Rabbit Hole. --[[User:Platypus|Platypus]] 22:54, 1 June 2007 (EDT)

AWESOME!! THANKS!!

You may be new at this, but you seem to be catching on pretty quick. All hail Discordia! --[[User:Platypus|Platypus]] 16:05, 2 June 2007 (EDT)

Thanks! Hail Eris indeed!! --[[User:Olboyfloats|Olboyfloats]]

Get a soapbox

2007-06-04T18:41:11Z

Olboyfloats:

<div style="float:right">[[Image:rabbit.jpg]]</div>

Well, you find the perfect soapbox. You gather up all your Discordian literature, and head out to do some ol' time preaching!!

Do you:
*[[Go to the local coffeeshop]]
*[[Head out to the closest campus]]
*[[Stand in your front lawn]]
*[[Give up]]
{{Status|Equipment=''Soapbox''|Health=23|MP=23|Level=23}}
[[Category: Down the Rabbit Hole]]

Eat it with the bun

2007-06-04T18:38:25Z

Olboyfloats:

<div style="float:right">[[Image:rabbit.jpg]]</div>

Ah ha! You have finished performing one of the most sacred and holy Erisian magick acts!!

You're so proud of yourself!!
Woo hoo!

However, after a few minutes you notice nothing changed. Nothing is happening.

Do you:
*[[Sit around and wait for something to happen]]
*[[Make something happen]]
*[[Give up]]
{{Status|Equipment=''A full belly''|Health=25|MP=23|Level=23}}
[[Category: Down the Rabbit Hole]]

Grill the dog

2007-06-04T18:36:34Z

Olboyfloats:

<div style="float:right">[[Image:rabbit.jpg]]</div>
Oh yeah. Nothing like grilled meat on a sunny Friday!
You grill up that dog until it's perfect.
On the counter you notice some hotdog buns.

Do you:
*[[Eat it without the bun]]
*[[Eat it with the bun]]
*[[Throw it away]]
*[[Give up]]
{{Status|Equipment=''Hotdog''|Health=23|MP=23|Level=23}}
[[Category: Down the Rabbit Hole]]

Pour it on your head

2007-06-04T18:34:25Z

Olboyfloats:

<div style="float:right">[[Image:Inverted Chao.JPG]]</div>

You fool. That was Holy Chao Milk, and now you just wasted a whole bucket of it.

Do you:
*[[Give up]]
*[[Cry like a bitch]]
*[[Masturbate wildly]]
{{Status|Equipment=''Holy Chao Milk all over your head''|Health=213|MP=blah|Level=FOOL}}
[[Category: Down the Rabbit Hole]]

Milk the sacred Chao

2007-06-04T18:32:48Z

Olboyfloats:

<div style="float:right">[[Image:Inverted Chao.JPG]]</div>

You milk the sacred Chao and get a full bucket of Holy Choa Milk.
It's a little odd looking, kind of like tie-dyed acid in a bucket, but you're sure it's milk, and good for your bones.

Do you:
*[[Take a big drink]]
*[[Try to sell it on the street corner]]
*[[Pour it on your head]]
{{Status|Equipment=''Holy Chao Milk''|Health=213|MP=pm dawn|Level=MOO!}}
[[Category: Down the Rabbit Hole]]

Masturbate even more wildly

2007-06-04T18:29:05Z

Olboyfloats:

<div style="float:right">[[Image:rabbit.jpg]]</div>

This annoys Eris. She doesn't want followers who just sit around and masturbate.

She threatens to forsake you eternally if you don't stop.

So you do.

Do you:

*[[Hit on her]]
*[[Go get a hotdog]]
{{Status|Equipment=''A righteous orgasm''|Health=203|MP=10,500|Level=423}}

[[Category: Down the Rabbit Hole]]

Ask nicely

2007-06-04T18:27:06Z

Olboyfloats:

<div style="float:right">[[Image:rabbit.jpg]]</div>

She smiles at you and says, "Okey dokey, since you asked nicely, hokey pokey!"

And BAM!

You're back to normal!

Do you:
*[[Hit on her]]
*[[Ask if she wants to smoke a bowl]]
*[[Offer a hotdog]]

{{Status|Equipment=''Summoning Rod''|Health=23|MP=5|Level=23}}

[[Category: Down the Rabbit Hole]]

Demand she change it back

2007-06-04T18:24:47Z

Olboyfloats:

<div style="float:right">[[Image:rabbit.jpg]]</div>
You demand she change your junk back to normal at once.

Demands anger Eris, and she smacks you upside your rude little head.

"Ask nicely or I'll do worse," she says with an evil grin.

Do you:
*[[Cry like a bitch]]
*[[Ask nicely]]

{{Status|Equipment=''Fruity Privates and an angry Goddess''|Health=2|MP=2|Level=23}}

[[Category: Down the Rabbit Hole]]

Spread the word about basking in Erisian Enlightenment

2007-06-04T04:07:07Z

Olboyfloats:

<div style="float:right">[[Image:rabbit.jpg]]</div>

So you spread the word about how great it is to bask in Erisian Enlightenment, and now all your roommates are laying around all day in your apartmant basking and not paying rent.

do you:
*[[summon Eris to give you great advice on how to get rid of your friends]]
*[[summon eris and try to get inappriate with her instead]]
*[[eat a hotdog and start selling crack to pay the bills]]
{{Status|Equipment=''Freeloading roomies''|Health=1|MP=2|Level=1}}

[[Category: Down the Rabbit Hole]]

Spread the word about basking in Erisian Enlightenment

2007-06-04T04:06:10Z

Olboyfloats:

Give up and watch TV

2007-06-04T03:51:39Z

Olboyfloats:

<div style="float:right">[[Image:rabbit.jpg]]</div>
Yeah. Give up. Why not? Life sucks and there's no point to anything.
Let's see what's on TV.

Do you:
*[[Try to find reruns of Judge Judy]]
*[[Change the channel every 3 seconds]]
*[[Watch the first cartoon you find]]
*[[Give up]]
{{Status|Equipment=''Rotting Mind''|Health=1|MP=2|Level=1}}

[[Category: Down the Rabbit Hole]]