Create Your Own Story - User contributions [en]

RS/Run back to your seat

2007-11-25T23:49:31Z

Gorbachev:

You run from the room as fast as you can. However, you see a strange man stand up in front of you. He is covered entirely so that you can not see his skin, and as you decide that you had better take a different path to avoid him, he charges at you and peels your scalp off with a long, knife-like fingernail.
[[category:RS]]

RS/Stagger backwards in revulsion

2007-11-25T23:45:51Z

Gorbachev:

You stagger away from the grisly sight. You feel something prick your back and quickly turn to face it. No one is there. Suddenly, your neck is grabbed from behind by cold hands, and you try to struggle out of the grip of whoever is there. It does not work. Before choking to death, you see that the hands that killed you are grey and decaying.
[[category:RS]]

RS/Go to the front of the plane

2007-11-25T23:42:47Z

Gorbachev:

You go to the front of the plane to ask one of the airline staff what is wrong with the heating system. The staff member tells you that he does not know why the climate control is malfunctioning and refers you to another staff member in a room to the side of the main corridor. You enter to find him sprawled across the ground, his head some distance away from his decapitated corpse.

Do you:
*[[RS/Stagger backwards in revulsion]]
*[[RS/Demand to see an air marshal]]
*[[RS/Investigate the body]]
*[[RS/Run back to your seat]]
[[category:RS]]

RS/Look out of the window

2007-11-25T23:35:59Z

Gorbachev:

You look out of the window and see only a vast, black nothing. You have a cold feeling and shiver. It is then that you realize that you do not have a cold feeling, but it is actually quickly becoming colder. Within a minute, you can see your own breath.

Do you:
*[[RS/Ignore the cold]]
*[[RS/Go to the front of the plane]]
*[[RS/Go to sleep]]
*[[RS/Request a blanket]]
[[category:RS]]

Category:RS

2007-11-25T23:31:45Z

Gorbachev:

The reality scourge story.

RS/Ignore it.

2007-11-25T23:31:22Z

Gorbachev:

You resume your normal activities. The shade appears to vanish and the plane calms down.

Do you:
*[[RS/Look out of the window]]
*[[RS/Go to sleep]]
[[category:RS]]

RS/Go to sleep

2007-11-25T23:31:04Z

Gorbachev:

You quickly drift into an uneasy sleep. You are awoken by a sharp pain in your ribs. You open your eyes to see the cause of this slight pain. For a moment, you see a black tentacle piercing your skin, and then you are torn apart in an explosion of flesh and blood. You know nothing more.
[[category:RS]]

RS/Ignore it.

2007-11-25T23:28:22Z

Gorbachev:

You resume your normal activities. The shade appears to vanish and the plane calms down.

Do you:
*[[RS/Look out of the window]]
*[[RS/Go to sleep]]

Reality Scourge

2007-11-25T23:26:32Z

Gorbachev:

You are flying in an airplane to eastern Europe in the year 2043 when one of the passengers begins screaming for no apparent reason. He makes several passengers uncomfortable and suddenly collapses, apparently unconscious. You see a vague shadow hover for an instant above his head and then come toward you.

Do you:
*[[RS/Ignore it.]]
*[[RS/Scream.]]
*[[RS/Investigate the man's unconscious form.]]
*[[RS/Run to the front of the plane.]]

[[Category: RS]]

Main Page

2007-11-25T23:26:04Z

Gorbachev: /* Normal Stories */

Choose Your Own Adventure is a wiki that contains stories where the reader assumes the role of the main character. In each page you choose how the story should progress. If you don't see an option that you would like to pursue, click the edit tab on the top of the page and add a new path to the page. Then you get to write in your own adventure for the hero.

We're currently running [[Special:Statistics|{{NUMBEROFARTICLES}}]] [[Special:Allpages|articles]].

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==Kid Stories==
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|[[Kalew]] || (50+ pages)
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|[[The Kitty in the Window]] (Now with PG, hard to find LOTR expansion!)|| (260+ pages)
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|[[Princess Carkegee]] || (5+ pages)
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|[[Time Vortex]]|| (12+ pages)
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|[[Visiting the Zoo]] || (100+ pages)
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==Manga stories==
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|[[Crusader (an action-adventure fantasy)]] || (337 pages)

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|[[Dead Kid]] || (40+ pages)

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|[[Quest of the magician]] || (110+ pages)

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|[[Reality Scourge]] || (1+ pages)

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|[[Red Mercenary]] || (10+ pages)

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|[[Sabatoge (a Star Trek: TNG adventure)]] || (About 10 pages)

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|[[The_secret_island_of_Utobi|The Secret Island of Utobi]] || (34 pages)

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|[[Seize The Day]] || (5+ pages)

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|[[Superdickery|Superdickery Superman Adventure]] || (100 + pages)

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|[[Tribute|Tribute: The Greatest and Best Quest in the World]] || (14+ pages)

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|[[Amnesia]]||(50+ pages)
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|[[DARKNESS]]|| (5 pages)
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|[[Druglord]]||(10-15 pages)
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|[[Choose Your Destiny]]||(80+ pages)
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|[[Down The Rabbit Hole]]||(300+ pages)(Hail Eris!)
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|[[Legend of the Trailer Park]]||(80+ pages)
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|[[Lonely Stallion in the Sweet Green Pastures]]|| (2 pages)
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[[Adventure name/New option name]]

Page text here

Do you:
*[[Adventure/Option 1]]
*[[Adventure/Option 2]]
*[[Adventure/Option 3]]
{{Status|Equipment=''Equipment''|Health=#|MP=#|Level=#}}

==Instructions==
===Starting Template===
'''Copy and paste this for new pages:'''
<pre><nowiki>
Page text here

Do you:
*[[Adventure/Option 1]]
*[[Adventure/Option 2]]
*[[Adventure/Option 3]]
{{Status|Equipment=''Equipment''|Health=#|MP=#|Level=#}}
[[Category: name of story you're working on]]
</nowiki>
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The next to the last line here is the ''status indicator''. The status indicator shown here is the ''basic'' status indicator. Different stories use different status indicators, and some use none at all. Look at the edit screen for the page you're starting from and copy that status indicator to the new page you're adding. Modify as necessary.

===To edit a page===
Just click the edit tab on the top of the page

===To add an option===
<nowiki>[[Adventure name/New option name]]</nowiki>

Options that appear <font color="red">red</font> on the page have no content. Click the link, paste in the above template, and then add your own content.

===Tips===
*To make it easier to add a page. Copy the text from the previous page into the current page
*Use images for equipment. It makes things more real. Do a [http://images.google.com/images?svnum=10&hl=en&lr=&imgsz=icon&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla%3Aen-US%3Aofficial&q=knife&btnG=Search google image search for small images] and then add the url for the image in the equipment list. The image will show up when you save. Try to use the original image url and not the cached google image url.

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==Rules==
People have a tendency to create branches where the character dies. To prevent the story from being just a tree with all dead ends:
*for each page where you kill the character, you must create at least 2 pages (with content) where he can go on.
*whenever you fill out the last option's page, add another one so the story can go another way.
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*If something is off topic, remove it.
*Try to capitalize and spell your words correctly.
**ADD OPTIONS AND NOT JUST TEXT!!!!

==To Do List==
*Go through and fix or remove status indicators from pages.
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**Some are missing the level and MP from the line of code.
*Remove off-topic pages.
*Correct capitalization and spelling mistakes.
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Reality Scourge

2007-11-25T23:24:23Z

Gorbachev:

You are flying in an airplane to eastern Europe when one of the passengers begins screaming for no apparent reason. He makes several passengers uncomfortable and suddenly collapses, apparently unconscious. You see a vague shadow hover for an instant above his head and then come toward you.

Do you:
*[[RS/Ignore it.]]
*[[RS/Scream.]]
*[[RS/Investigate the man's unconscious form.]]
*[[RS/Run to the front of the plane.]]

[[Category: RS]]

Talk:Mogloween (an AdventureQuest adventure)

2007-11-25T23:12:27Z

Gorbachev:

*If the writer of this adventure comes on this site again and clicks on this adventure (or anyone who wants to edit this adventure), please provide more branches and a better storyline. Thanks, [[User:Fruitbat]]

*Worst Choose Your Own Adventure ever.

--Mister Gorbachev (not related to Khrushchev)

She morphs into a tiger

2007-11-25T22:59:22Z

Gorbachev:

The strange kitty swells and grows and turns into a black-and-orange-striped tiger. The tiger swishes her tail back and forth.

Do you:
*[[Push her onto the nearby steps, rip off her clothes, and fuck her|Ride the tiger]]
*[[Decide to fulfil an old curiosity of necrophilia|Run away from the tiger]]
*[[Get behind Patra and dick her from the rear|Pet the tiger]]
{{KittyPic}}
[[Category: Kitty in the Window]]

She morphs into a tiger

2007-11-25T22:54:05Z

Gorbachev:

The strange kitty swells and grows and turns into a black-and-orange-striped tiger. The tiger swishes her tail back and forth.

Do you:
*[[Push her onto the nearby steps, rip off her clothes, and fuck her|Ride the tiger]]
*[[Push her onto the nearby steps, rip off her clothes, and fuck her|Run away from the tiger]]
*[[Push her onto the nearby steps, rip off her clothes, and fuck her|Pet the tiger]]
{{KittyPic}}
[[Category: Kitty in the Window]]

She multiplies

2007-11-25T22:51:44Z

Gorbachev:

The strange kitty shimmers and suddenly there are two of her. You pet both kitties, one with each hand, and they both shimmer. Now there are four kitties!

Do you:
*[[Kill the Cat.|Try petting all four kitties]]
*[[Go get bandages|Stop petting the kitties]]
{{KittyPic}}
[[Category: Kitty in the Window]]

Get out from under the bed and eat breakfast

2007-11-25T22:50:34Z

Gorbachev:

You fix your breakfast of eggs and sausage (unless you are vegetarian...then you eat toast).

A sudden meow startles you. It's that darn cat again, begging at the table!!

Do you:
*[[Give the cat some food]]
*[[Kill the Cat.|Ignore it]]
*[[Kill the Cat.|Chase it away]]
{{KittyPic}}
[[Category: Kitty in the Window]]

Hide from the strange kitty

2007-11-25T22:50:17Z

Gorbachev:

You dive under your bed and hide. The cat paces the room, as though looking for you, but doesn't seem disturbed that you have just vanished.

Do you:

*[[Kill the Cat.|Stay hidden under the bed]]
*[[Get out from under the bed and eat breakfast]]
*[[Try to pet the cat again]]
{{KittyPic}}
[[Category: Kitty in the Window]]

Ignore him and play on the computer.

2007-11-25T22:49:35Z

Gorbachev:

You boot up the computer. What do you do on it?

*[[Play World of Warcraft.]]

*[[Put your fist through the monitor.]]

*[[Go onto the Internet.]]

*[[Kill the Cat.|Download a new game.]]

*[[Play Battle for Middle-Earth]]
{{KittyPic}}
[[Category: Kitty in the Window]]

Try to get the lights back on.

2007-11-25T22:48:49Z

Gorbachev:

You turn off the computer, but without the light shining from the monitor, you're alone in the dark. You get out of your chair and hunt around for the light switch. You switch the lights off and on. The room remains dark.

Then the computer screen blinks and it turns back on by itself.

Do you:
*[[Kill the Cat.|Sit back down at the computer]]
*[[Kill the Cat.|Keep playing with the light switch]]
*[[Kill the Cat.|Look for some candles]]
{{KittyPic}}
[[Category: Kitty in the Window]]

Press 'enter' and click the mouse a million times.

2007-11-25T22:48:32Z

Gorbachev:

You press enter and click again and again. Nothing happens, until all the lights in your house go out. However, the computer is still running. Suddenly, it gives you a choice of six characters to play as.

Do you choose:

*[[Gandalf]]

*[[Sauron]]

*[[Faramir]]

*[[Kill the Cat.|Aragorn]]

*[[Frodo]]

*[[Kill the Cat.|Saruman]]

Or, turn off the computer and:

*[[Try to get the lights back on.]]
{{KittyPic}}
[[Category: Kitty in the Window]]

Give up and do something else.

2007-11-25T22:47:25Z

Gorbachev:

Okay. What do you do?

Do you:
*[[Run wild around the neighborhood.]]
*[[Go outside.]]
*[[Kill the Cat.|Hide in your closet.]]
{{KittyPic}}
[[Category: Kitty in the Window]]

Go outside.

2007-11-25T22:47:11Z

Gorbachev:

You go outside. Your backyard is as it’s always been. A white fence keeps the neighbor's dog out. A shed in the corner houses a lawnmower, a set of hedge clippers, and other gardening tools. Your swing set is a little rusty, but still useable.

And there's a tiger lounging under the apple tree.

Do you:
*[[Kill the Cat.|Approach the lounging tiger]]
*[[Kill the Cat.|Sit down on a swing]]
*[[Kill the Cat.|Go inside the shed]]
*[[Kill the Cat.|Run back inside the house]]
{{KittyPic}}
[[Category: Kitty in the Window]]

Go onto the Internet.

2007-11-25T22:46:23Z

Gorbachev:

Unfortunately, as you try, the stupid computer displays a 'Internet Explorer cannot display this web page'.

Do you:

*[[Kill the Cat.|Curse at the computer.]]

*[[Kill the Cat.|Do something else of apparent interest.]]

*[[Kill the Cat.|Close the window and try again.]]

*[[Go get bandages|Learn to juggle]]

{{KittyPic}}
[[Category: Kitty in the Window]]

Go onto the Internet.

2007-11-25T22:45:46Z

Gorbachev:

Unfortunately, as you try, the stupid computer displays a 'Internet Explorer cannot display this web page'.

Do you:

*[[Kill the Cat.|Curse at the computer.]]

*[[Kill the Cat.|Do something else of apparent interest.]]

*[[Kill the Cat.|Close the window and try again.]]

*[[Get a bandage|Learn to juggle]]

{{KittyPic}}
[[Category: Kitty in the Window]]

Go onto the Internet.

2007-11-25T22:45:22Z

Gorbachev:

Unfortunately, as you try, the stupid computer displays a 'Internet Explorer cannot display this web page'.

Do you:

*[[Kill the Cat.|Curse at the computer.]]

*[[Kill the Cat.|Do something else of apparent interest.]]

*[[Kill the Cat.|Close the window and try again.]]

*[[Juggle oranges|Learn to juggle]]

{{KittyPic}}
[[Category: Kitty in the Window]]

Put your fist through the monitor.

2007-11-25T22:44:28Z

Gorbachev:

You break the monitor. Now you know you will be in really big trouble. However, you hear a small noise at your feet. Looking down, you see the cat.

Do you:

*[[Pick it up and put it into the hole where the monitor was.]]

*[[Kill the Cat.|Pet it.]]

*[[Kill the Cat.|Give it to your little brother.]]
{{KittyPic}}
[[Category: Kitty in the Window]]

Play World of Warcraft.

2007-11-25T22:43:55Z

Gorbachev:

You are getting your butt kicked by some orcs when you hear a small noise from your feet. It's the cat.

Do you:

*[[Push the cat away and keep playing.]]

*[[Kill the Cat.|Stop playing and pet it.]]

*[[Kill the Cat.|Ignore the cat.]]
{{KittyPic}}
[[Category: Kitty in the Window]]

Juggle oranges.

2007-11-25T22:43:25Z

Gorbachev:

You juggle oranges, but are inexperienced and drop them all onto the floor. You get in big trouble when your little brother slips on the juice and hurts his leg. You are handed a mop and start cleaning up the mess.

Do you:

*[[Kill the Cat.|Go to Mom with your little brother.]]

*[[Kill the Cat.|Tell him that's what he deserves for messing up your room.]]

*[[Ignore him and play on the computer.]]
{{KittyPic}}
[[Category: Kitty in the Window]]

Go look for the cat.

2007-11-25T22:42:49Z

Gorbachev:

You hear meowing outside the window, so you get off the recliner and go out the door. The meowing is coming from some nearby bushes.
Do you:
*[[Kill the Cat.|Try to lure it out of the bushes with food]]
*[[Reach into the bushes to find it]]
*[[Kill the Cat.|Get your neighbor's dog to chase it out]]
{{KittyPic}}
[[Category: Kitty in the Window]]

Forget about the cat and read a book.

2007-11-25T22:42:27Z

Gorbachev:

You pick up the book you're in the middle of reading, open it, and... you find a kitty curled up in your lap, on top of the book!

Do you:
*[[Tilt the book so the kitty slides off of it]]
*[[Kill the Cat.|Stand up with the book and the kitty]]
*[[Kill the Cat.|Take a nap with the kitty in your lap]]
{{KittyPic}}
[[Category: Kitty in the Window]]

Tilt the book so the kitty slides off of it

2007-11-25T22:41:59Z

Gorbachev:

You tilt the book forward, intent on getting the kitty off of it so you can read. The kitty uncurls and latches onto the book with its claws. It obviously doesn't want to move.

Do you:
*[[Kill the Cat.|Leave the kitty and the book on the chair]]
*[[Kill the Cat.|Shake the book really hard]]
*[[Kill the Cat.|Ask the kitty to get off of your book]]
{{KittyPic}}
[[Category: Kitty in the Window]]

Do more damage around the neighborhood.

2007-11-25T22:40:25Z

Gorbachev:

What damage, exactly, do you do?

Do you...

[[Kill the Cat.]]

[[Let her fuck you with the dildo first|Call your best friend over to your house to help you vandalize.]]

[[Let her fuck you with the dildo first|Set fire to your neighbor's house.]]

{{KittyPic}}
[[Category: Kitty in the Window]]

See what's going on in the ally.

2007-11-25T22:36:28Z

Gorbachev:

You see two robbers harrasing an old lady. What do you do?

*[[Help the old lady.]]

*[[Kill the Cat.|Ignore it and continue messing up the world.]]

*[[Kill the Cat.|Call the police.]]
{{KittyPic}}
[[Category: Kitty in the Window]]

Help the old lady.

2007-11-25T22:36:09Z

Gorbachev:

You stride into the alley.

"Leave that lady alone!" you say.

The two thugs turn to look at you. One keeps his gun trained on the old lady. The other points his gun at you and pulls back on the safety catch.

"Beat it, kid," the thug says. "We're working here."

"Run, child!" the old lady screams.

You want to help, but you know that getting shot won't help anyone. You turn... and find a tiger standing behind you.

Do you:
*[[Kill the Cat.|Tell the tiger to eat the thugs]]
*[[Kill the Cat.|Run from the tiger]]
*[[Kill the Cat.|Tell the tiger to chase the thugs away]]
{{KittyPic}}
[[Category:Kitty in the Window]]

Build a time machine and go back in time so no one can remember what you did to them.

2007-11-25T22:35:36Z

Gorbachev:

Time travel paradoxes forbid you from going back in time. Instead, the evil cat leaps on you and cuts you. You duck under the bed, but you are bleeding badly. What do you do?

Do you...

[[You|Die]]

[[Kill the Cat.]]

[[Go get bandages]]

{{KittyPic}}
[[Category: Kitty in the Window]]

Run into the city.

2007-11-25T22:33:51Z

Gorbachev:

You run into the city, taking great delight at throwing large sticks at cars and cussing at people walking by. Then, you see a small dark allyway, with a strange noise coming from it. Do you:

*[[Kill the Cat.|Leave the area and go back home.]]

*[[Build a time machine and go back in time so no one can remember what you did to them.]]

*[[See what's going on in the ally.]]

*[[Run into the local hotel.]]
{{KittyPic}}
[[Category: Kitty in the Window]]

Run wild around the neighborhood.

2007-11-25T22:33:37Z

Gorbachev:

You run wild around the neighborhood, screaming loudly. You push Andrew and Sarah off their bikes, throw a stone at Mr. Edward's front window, and:

*[[Kill the Cat.|Calm down.]]

*[[Run into the city.]]

*[[Do more damage around the neighborhood.]]
{{KittyPic}}
[[Category: Kitty in the Window]]

Throw random objects out the window.

2007-11-25T22:33:26Z

Gorbachev:

You throw a book, a movie, some of your pants, your shirt, a plunger and a board game out the window. They make a nice little pile on the ground. Now what?

*[[Kill the Cat.|Ruin the house.]]

*[[Run wild around the neighborhood.]]

*[[Kill the Cat.|Snap back to reality.]]
{{KittyPic}}
[[Category: Kitty in the Window]]

Throw a baseball into your open window.

2007-11-25T22:33:15Z

Gorbachev:

You break the window into a million tiny pieces. What now?

*[[Kill the Cat.|Try to fix the window.]]

*[[Throw random objects out the window.]]

*[[Kill the Cat.|Look for Joojoo.]]
{{KittyPic}}
[[Category: Kitty in the Window]]

Try to grab the kitty

2007-11-25T22:33:02Z

Gorbachev:

You grab the kitty, and it yowls loudly. It claws at your face. You rub at the scratch as the cat goes and falls out the window!

Looking out the window, you see the cat actually scaling down your house with its claws. It looks up at you and you could swear it gives you an evil look before getting off the wall and dissapearing into some bushes.

Do you:

*[[Kill the Cat.|Go outside to look for the kitty.]]

*[[Kill the Cat.|Lock all windows in the house so it can't get back in.]]

*[[Throw a baseball into your open window.]]
{{KittyPic}}
[[Category: Kitty in the Window]]

Slap it again

2007-11-25T22:32:14Z

Gorbachev:

This time, you slap it harder. You hear a sharp yowl, and this time, both of the cat's paws come under. Do you:

*[[Slap both paws.]]

*[[Kill the Cat.|Talk to the kitty.]]

*[[Kill the Cat.|Edge away from the paws and keep very still.]]
{{KittyPic}}
[[Category: Kitty in the Window]]

Pet the paw

2007-11-25T22:31:36Z

Gorbachev:

Are you nuts? The cat takes off a nice chunk of flesh!

You scream in pain!

Do you:
*[[Go get bandages]]
*[[Kill the Cat.|Call the animal shelter]]
*[[Call your shrink]]

{{KittyPic}}
[[Category: Kitty in the Window]]

Go get bandages

2007-11-25T22:31:01Z

Gorbachev:

Unfortunantly, doing this means you have to come out from under the bed. The cat leaps on you and attacks. Your hair is torn out by the cat while you thrash wildly. The cat only holds on tighter, peeling your scalp from your skull. You scream as you fall to the floor. The cat gouges out your eyes and cuts out your tongue. You feel it castrate you with a meat hook and you bleed to death as the cat grinds your bones to dust.

THE END.

{{KittyPic}}
[[Category: Kitty in the Window]]

Take a white pill

2007-11-25T22:28:09Z

Gorbachev:

You swallow a white pill. Bad idea. Didn't you listen at all? You are only supposed to take them in the MORNING!

Oh well... You wash it down with a glass of water. Suddenly, you hear "meows" coming from inside the fridge!!
Creepy!

Do you:
*[[Take the blue pill]]
*[[Open the fridge door]]
*[[Kill the Cat.|Hide under the bed again]]
{{KittyPic}}
[[Category: Kitty in the Window]]

Open the fridge door

2007-11-25T22:27:51Z

Gorbachev:

Silently, you creep over to your fridge and fling open the door. Nothing unusual. Suddenly, you hear a meow coming from inside the oven. However, it's not a normal meow. It sounds like a cat with a very bad cold just meowed.

Do you:

*[[Kill the Cat.|Call your shrink again.]]

*[[Kill the Cat.|Open the oven.]]

*[[Kill the Cat.|Put the oven on 450 degrees.]]
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Call your shrink

2007-11-25T22:27:08Z

Gorbachev:

You call your shrink (on speed-dial) and make an appointment with him that afternoon. You tell him it's an emergency.

So...3 pm comes, and you are sitting in his office, figiting with your pencil and looking around for that mysterious cat.

The doctor calmly looks at you.
"Would you like to tell me what's going on?" he asks gently.

Do you say:
*[[Kill the Cat.|An evil cat is after me!!]]
*[[I'm having halucinations!]]
*[[Kill the Cat.|I don't know what's going on!!]]

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Go get bandages

2007-11-25T22:26:29Z

Gorbachev:

Unfortunantly, doing this means you have to come out from under the bed. The cat leaps on you and attacks. Your hair is torn out by the cat while you thrash wildly. The cat only holds on tighter, peeling your scalp from your skull. You scream as you fall to the floor. The cat gouges out your eyes and cuts out your tongue. You feel it castrate you and you bleed to death as the cat grinds your bones to dust.

THE END.

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Tell the kitty that you'll only come out for two Twinkies

2007-11-25T22:23:49Z

Gorbachev:

The cat complies, and you come out. Instantly the cat leaps onto your head and...

*[[Kill the Cat.|Click to see your fate.]]
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Tell the kitty to go away

2007-11-25T22:23:28Z

Gorbachev:

"Go away," you say sharply to the kitty. Instantly, the paw dissapears. You wounder if the cat really went away. You hear no noise. Do you:

*[[Kill the Cat.|Come out from under the bed.]]

*[[Kill the Cat.|Look for Twinkies.]]

*[[Kill the Cat.|Stay under the bed.]]
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Sit and pray.

2007-11-25T22:22:55Z

Gorbachev:

Prayer works!! There is a flash of light and the cat is gone!! You peer out from under the bed, and it all seems quiet.

Do you:
*[[Crawl out from under the bed]]
*[[Kill the Cat.|Wait awhile to see what happens]]
*[[Kill the Cat.|Call the police on your cell phone]]
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Shake Linda and try to snap her out of it

2007-11-25T22:22:34Z

Gorbachev:

You grab Linda by the shoulders and shake her.

"Linda! Wake up!" you yell.

Slowly, she blinks her eyes and looks around.

"What happened?" she asks.

"Everyone is frozen in time!" You explain about the cat and everything that happened to you.

"Wow! This is great!" she says. "We can take everyone's money and rule the world now!"

Do you:
*[[Kill the Cat.|Agree with Linda]]
*[[Kill the Cat.|Argue with Linda]]
*[[Kill the Cat.|Leave Linda]]
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