Simon, cynical self centered radio host

From Create Your Own Story

You arrive at the station around 9 pm as usual. Your new intern hands you the coffee and the guest's bio. As she turns around to move on with her intern stuff you can't stop from admiring her perfect round ass. What was her name again? Who cares she'll be out of here in less than a week. You'll definitely try to bang her before she leaves. The promise of a job is always a good incentive to have them jump in your bed.

Tonight's programmed guest has canceled and was replaced by a certain Ruth Hallgrave...You know the name from somewhere...Of course you remember now: she was the mayor's campaign director. This one's going to be a tough one to manipulate but you'll have to manage something, your ratings are going down and you can already feel the breath of the radio owners on your neck.

Half an hour later your phone rings. Your guest is here.

You swing by to say hello before heading to your station for tonight's show. She seems a lot paler than you remember.

The red light signals you that you're on the air.

Show time.

"Hellooo Monroeville, this is Simon Remming, your host on "What's up with Monroeville". Our guest tonight is Ruth Hallgrave, PR for our dearly beloved Mayor. Brilliant public servant, young rising star in the republican party, she handled the corruption accusations on the Police Chief with nothing less than genius but will she be able to face yours truly? We'll now more about it after a word from our sponsors."

Ruth enters the room, the intern follows her.