Piggy's Day/Try and escape
From Create Your Own Story
You grab the guard by the neck.
Piggy: "Screw this, I'm going back home!"
You then toss the guard out through the space-nazi ships trash schute, and leave him hitchhiking back to Phobos.
Piggy: "Now to guide this ship back to Earth..."
You then realize you do not know how to fly this ship.
Piggy: "Oh, crap. Well, can't do anything about it now."
You then see the four space nazis, badly bruised and very angry, standing on the ship's wing. You try and think of a lie to have them not kill you. They enter the ship, and the large, blob-like squid-thing grabs you.
Space nazi: "Start 'splaining! Why'd you capture our ship?"
Your explanation:
