1001 Sexual Fantasies/Miss

From Create Your Own Story

"What a lovely day, isn't it?" He asks, bowing a little and removing his top hat. "I was wondering if you would mind to terribly in assisting me with a bit of a problem?"

"What problem is that?" You ask warily.

"Well, madam," he says casually. "My pecker is quite hard. I do believe it needs a bit of servicing that it might return to it's normal state."

"Excuse me!?" You ask, shocked.

"Where you to be good enough to service my elongated phallus, I would judge the delivery of your sexual favor. In the case that said favor is quite pleasurable, I will invite you into my strange and wonderful circus, where 1001 alluring sexual adventures await."

"What?"

"You know what bitch, nevermind." And he shoves his top hat on his head and turns around. "Nevermind guys. Bitch ain't falling for it. Take down the tent. Everyone load up and go home.

The End