So much random ya?

From Create Your Own Story

You are walking along town, minding your own business. And then out of the blue, you see a rather chubby old man.

You notice that the chubby old man is carrying such a big, red bag. You try to wonder, what could be in his big, red bag?

All of a sudden, the chubby old man bounces over to you and asks you your name.

"My... my name?" you say.

"Sure lad, your name."

You think for a moment. Your mom has definitely told you not to talk to strangers. So you think up of a name and say:

• "It's friend, sir"