G: Mail1
From Create Your Own Story
You open up the letter with your newly found mind powers.
Welcome to God Mode v3.71
Hello!
This is the first time you've ever been a God, so things may be a bit difficult for you to grasp to begin with, but it's okay. Mr God Appointer is here to help you!
So, if you have any questions in need of answering, needing help fight to fight of vandals, or just want a friend to be with you. I'll answer them right away.
Oh yeah, I forgot to mention to you before you went off, there are some 'vandals' who often come by to just grief and wreak havoc upon your world. In your world, I think they call them 'Demons', they even named the head vandal, Eugene, as 'The Devil'. Don't worry, these guys don't really do much damage, unless you let them to. Most times, all you have to do is just call up some friends and kick him out of the place. Nothing too scary. I myself, have beaten of hundreds of these idiots.
Anyway, message me when you need help.
Mr God Appointer