Patronize dog
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Your face grows red with anger, and you croon over Dragon and clench your yellow teeth. Dragon inspects you for a moment, gets up, and POUNCES AT YOUR THROAT!!! The horror grips you much too late -- Dragon has rabies!! You grasp at the dog's iron jaws, but you fall into a gentle sleep before your attempt succeeds. The last thing you hear is a faint "woof," though it is a happy woof.
