Drive home as is
From Create Your Own Story
Hurrying home, you drive ten over as you always do, but of course, on the day you drive with cum on your face, you get pulled by a policeman.
He comes to your windows and tells you, "Ma'am, do you know why I pulled you over?" You see his eyes take in your messy face, but he doesn't seem to realize what it is.
"I was speeding, officer," you say, truthfully.
"You were doing 11 over," he tells you.
Try to charm your way out of it
Requirements: This is a story about a young girl written in second person.