Wait.
From Create Your Own Story
A few minuets later, another officer walks in. "Please stand, mam." you comply. "You've been detained for theft in excess of $500, possibly more. I've been required to do a strip search upon you to ensure that you are not hiding anything else. Please remove all of your clothes, and deposit them on this table." You stare at him. "Serious?" "Yes, 'serious'" he says, exasperated. You nervously lift off your shirt, kick off your flip-flops, and drop your skirt. "Everything, mam,"he says. You stare at him You: