Go sober up
From Create Your Own Story
"OK, OK, I'm drunk," you say alloud, "and am going to be sick."
You go upstairs, empty your stomach and wait...
A good hour goes by and you are not very sleepy, just curious about that hatchway "Was that real?" you think to yourself rather clearly now that you have had some time to sober up. You go and eat a grilled-cheese-with-bacon sandwich... dipped in honeymustard sauce of course and decide to go back to the basement to re-evaluate things with a clearer head.