Have a big crying scene and forgive your mother, forget everything about Satanism and live the rest of your life in peaceful harmony

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What? This is a story about a Satan worshipper who goes around doing horrifying things to completely innocent women in hopes of summoning a bloody demon and ruling the world! It can’t continue if you suddenly decide to turn into a good girl, now can it?  
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What? This is a story about a Satan worshipper who goes around doing horrifying things to completely innocent women in hopes of summoning a bloody demon and ruling the world! It can’t continue if you suddenly decide to turn into a good girl, now can it? Ok, fine. You break down crying, apologize to your mother for being such a bitch, and the two of you hug and sit down and have a long talk about life and end up resolving all your differences and build a great family relationship. You turn into this ridiculously happy bouncy girl, go to college, meet a really nice boyfriend, fall in love, and the happiest day of your life is the day he proposes to you. On the day before your wedding, you are kidnapped by a serial killer who rapes you in every orifice before cutting you to pieces and using your skin to make a hammock. Your body is never found and your fiancé believes you abandoned him. Feeling incredibly betrayed, he develops an extremely bitter, cynical view of humanity and goes on to become a ruthless, cutthroat executive at a major corporation, where he takes great delight in ruining the lives young, happy people whenever he can. 

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What? This is a story about a Satan worshipper who goes around doing horrifying things to completely innocent women in hopes of summoning a bloody demon and ruling the world! It can’t continue if you suddenly decide to turn into a good girl, now can it? Ok, fine. You break down crying, apologize to your mother for being such a bitch, and the two of you hug and sit down and have a long talk about life and end up resolving all your differences and build a great family relationship. You turn into this ridiculously happy bouncy girl, go to college, meet a really nice boyfriend, fall in love, and the happiest day of your life is the day he proposes to you. On the day before your wedding, you are kidnapped by a serial killer who rapes you in every orifice before cutting you to pieces and using your skin to make a hammock. Your body is never found and your fiancé believes you abandoned him. Feeling incredibly betrayed, he develops an extremely bitter, cynical view of humanity and goes on to become a ruthless, cutthroat executive at a major corporation, where he takes great delight in ruining the lives young, happy people whenever he can.


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