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You select the little girlie as your sacred patron. Next thing you know, you've got a full suit of shiny-ass plate armor and a big-ass axe, and you're heading down to Jim's evil tower to kill his ass. You've just got to vanquish his guard chihuahua, and he'll be helpless. As you heft your axe to make the kill, a magical force stays your hand, and you cannot move at all!

"Uh-uh-uh!" Echoes the voice of the little girlie in your ear. "Violence against animals is never good for you or them! Pick something else."

Do you:

Status
Health Healthy Equipment:

Pants, half bag of cabbages, shiny-ass armor, big-ass axe

Property Damage Inflicted $0
Blood 12 pints
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