Super: Batman: Say hi to the pair dressed as Wonder Woman and Supergirl

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You might be Bruce Wayne, but your also the Goddammned Batman, which means you have a healthy weakness for any girl dressed as a superhero. According to Dick, your ward, also your actual dick, you have a weakness for supervillains as well. You decide the best course of action would be to chat up the two dressed as your coworkers because that is perfectly healthy and normal.

As you approach, a fake smile sets in on your face automatically, and you look forward to what is surely going to be a dull conversation with two half-brained socialites about the contents of your wallet. As you approach, the pair in front of you cease their conversation, the Wonder Woman look-alike gives you a friendly smile. The Supergirl look alike looks at you with wide eyes and gives a look to Wonder Woman for confirmation, which is soon given. Something seems a bit off, almost if the pair is expecting you. Before you have a chance to speak, Supergirl thrusts her hand towards you.

Taken aback for a moment, you hesitate before planting a tender kiss on the girl's hand as a way of greeting, then offer her your best smile. Supergirl turns roughly the shade of a tomato, and Wonder Woman laughs loudly.

"Now Bruce, I'm not sure Clark appreciate you flirting with his cousin," Wonder Woman states in a teasing tone, "Although she certainly seems to be enjoying it." At Diane's proclamation, Kara blushes a deeper red and her face is now roughly the same color as her skirt.

"Diana?" You ask confused how you didn't notice them at the start. "Kara?" Your face had to have shown your confusion, as Diane continued to laugh, Kara hid her own giggle behind a hand, evidently afraid to mock the Dark Knight to his face. "What are you two doing here?"

Diane frowned then, though it was more of a pout. "Diplomatic work for Themyscira, you would be surprised how many ambassadors come to Gotham on a regular basis, especially when you consider how often the city os threatened on a daily basis." Diane then turned to Kara, "She just wanted to see if she could guess Batman's secret identity, I have to admit I didn't believe she would get it, but the girls full of surprises."

• Super: Batman: Ask if they're willing to stay
• Super: Batman: Offer to grab drinks
• Super: Batman: Ask if they would like to go patrolling
• Super: Batman: Go over to Vicki Vale
• Super: Batman: Leave the party
• Super: Batman: Talk to Lorna Shore

Super: Batman: Go get a couple drinks