Piggy's Day/Your lunch
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Piggy: "Hold on just a moment."
You get into the cabin of your boat and look through the only edible things on your boat: your lunch. You've packed nothing but three extra large bags of whale-o's, a type of chips made from whale fat. You try and use one of them.
Piggy: "Nah, these don't work. They're too light and float, and also they break if I try to put them in a hook."
Instead, you look for something else. You then find some sort of oddly shaped object from a cabinet, probably left there by the previous owner.
Piggy: "Well this probably isn't edible, but fish are stupid, they won't know the difference."
You tie a knot around it, and throw it into the water.
Piggy: "And now we wait."
A few minutes afterwards, the sky starts darkening. There are no clouds, the sky just sort of turns... black. The wind starts howling words to you in an ancient language, the water starts cracking, and clouds fall into the ocean, sparking massive waves.
Fisherman: "What did ya throw in!?"
Piggy: "Some piece of junk I found in the cabin. Some statue of a squid."
Fisherman: "Oh fer feck's sake... Ya sure it wasn't a Cthulhu statue?"
Piggy: "What's a Cthulhu?"
Cthulhu, hearing its name, rises from the ocean. The fisherman points to it.
Fisherman: "THAT is the Cthulhu."
Cthulhu eats you and the fisherman whole, boats and all. Wishing to continue its eternal slumber, it recedes the anomalies and dives back in the pitch-black waters.
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