Piggy's Day/Whale-os
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You take a closer look. | You take a closer look. | ||
| - | Piggy: "'Whale-os'? What are these?" | + | '''Piggy:''' "'Whale-os'? What are these?" |
You look at the plastic package. It says: "WHALE-O'S - Made of 100% blubber - Super size!" | You look at the plastic package. It says: "WHALE-O'S - Made of 100% blubber - Super size!" | ||
| - | Piggy: "Hohohooo! This seems exactly like something that I would eat." | + | '''Piggy:''' "Hohohooo! This seems exactly like something that I would eat." |
You eat the whole three-pound bag of whale oil chips in five minutes, then park yourself on the sofa to rest. A friend of yours, Indiana Stark, comes to visit. | You eat the whole three-pound bag of whale oil chips in five minutes, then park yourself on the sofa to rest. A friend of yours, Indiana Stark, comes to visit. | ||
| - | Indiana: "Hi, Piggy. What've you been up to?" | + | '''Indiana:''' "Hi, Piggy. What've you been up to?" |
| - | Piggy: "Not much. Look what I found in my fridge, though." | + | '''Piggy:''' "Not much. Look what I found in my fridge, though." |
| - | Indiana: "Whale-o's? I don't think you should be eating these." | + | '''Indiana:''' "Whale-o's? I don't think you should be eating these." |
| - | Piggy: "How come?" | + | '''Piggy:''' "How come?" |
| - | Indiana: "Well, these have so much fat in them that they tend to cause grease asphyxiation." | + | '''Indiana:''' "Well, these have so much fat in them that they tend to cause grease asphyxiation." |
| - | Piggy: "Meh, I don't think that'll be a problem. My doctor said that if I ever stopped eating grease, my lugns would stop." | + | '''Piggy:''' "Meh, I don't think that'll be a problem. My doctor said that if I ever stopped eating grease, my lugns would stop." |
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Current revision as of 08:01, 28 March 2016
You take a closer look.
Piggy: "'Whale-os'? What are these?"
You look at the plastic package. It says: "WHALE-O'S - Made of 100% blubber - Super size!"
Piggy: "Hohohooo! This seems exactly like something that I would eat."
You eat the whole three-pound bag of whale oil chips in five minutes, then park yourself on the sofa to rest. A friend of yours, Indiana Stark, comes to visit.
Indiana: "Hi, Piggy. What've you been up to?"
Piggy: "Not much. Look what I found in my fridge, though."
Indiana: "Whale-o's? I don't think you should be eating these."
Piggy: "How come?"
Indiana: "Well, these have so much fat in them that they tend to cause grease asphyxiation."
Piggy: "Meh, I don't think that'll be a problem. My doctor said that if I ever stopped eating grease, my lugns would stop."
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