Unzip the blonde's pants

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-	<censored> by [[User:Gaius Flaminius the Censor|Gaius Flaminius the Censor]]	+	You casually unzip the blonde's pants.  She tries to jump, but you keep her pinned down in her chair.
-	This wiki has been destroyed by the Roman Empire. Do not resist. We have already destroyed several wikis. Your perverted heap of shit is next.	+	"Holy shit!" she shouts.  "This asshole's trying to rape me!"
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		+	"I'm just going to eat you," you say.  "Like the shirt says."
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		+	"Last warning," the blonde says. "Get off me and go away or I ram this fork through your ear and scramble what's left of your brains. Assuming you even have any."
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		+	Do you:
		+	*[[Tell the blonde she wouldn't really ram a fork through your ear]]
		+	*[[Yank down the blonde's panties and lick her pussy]]
		+	*[[Get up and go away]]
		+	{{UnivStatus|Health=100|Height=6 feet|Weight=195 lbs|Gender=Male|Equipment=Nothing}}
		+	[[Category: University Daze]]

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Current revision as of 22:27, 28 November 2007

You casually unzip the blonde's pants. She tries to jump, but you keep her pinned down in her chair.

"Holy shit!" she shouts. "This asshole's trying to rape me!"

"I'm just going to eat you," you say. "Like the shirt says."

"Last warning," the blonde says. "Get off me and go away or I ram this fork through your ear and scramble what's left of your brains. Assuming you even have any."

Do you:

• Tell the blonde she wouldn't really ram a fork through your ear
• Yank down the blonde's panties and lick her pussy
• Get up and go away

Welcome to the University
Health	100	Equipment: Nothing
Gender	Male
Height	6 feet
Weight	195 lbs