Talk to the guard

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Current revision as of 05:51, 18 May 2011

"Hey," you say, jovially addressing the man who has in the last five minutes kicked your ass and groped your man-regions. "Whose place is this?"

"Go on, fuck off," says the guard.

"No, really," you say, "Who lives here?"

"Suck my dick, motherfucker," he says. do you -

Go to the Loose Lizard already

Try a new topic of discussion

Attempt to suck his dick

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