Sooth the injuries of your batterd spouse with soft words and tender kisses
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Before she can sucessfully alert the authorities you slap her across the face with your bare hand and admonish her for attempting to involve the local constabulary in your marital affairs. As tears of pain and remorse blossom from her saucerous brown eyes you seize her by her filth laden auburn hair and violently unite your mouths in osculation. Encouraged by her muffled cries of pain you:
Commence tender coitous with your most cherished spouse
Finish what you started
