"They're pirates!" you tell Lanie

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"They're pirates!" you shout. "Corporate raiders!" The door shoves again, hard. The chair stops it but moves inward a little from the thrust. A boozy, flummoxy cheer rises from the door's other side.

"Uh-oh, I think they're going to break in!" cries Lanie. "What do we do?"

"Arr!" comes a gnarly voice from the nudged-open door. "We're going to raid your corporates!"

"Ooh," says Lanie. Her hand moves to the ladylike spot just above her bare bosom.

"Then we'll make you walk the plank, landlubbers, arr!" says another voice.

"Ooh," says Lanie again, as her hand starts to caress the ladylike spot in a somewhat unladylike* fashion.

"I don't think they're speaking euphemistically, sugar," you say.

"They sound like euphemisms to me," says Lanie. "Anyway, it's your fault if I think they are when they aren't." She takes hold of your cock with her other hand. "I've never thought about sex so much in my entire life."

"Now, come on," you say, draping an arm around her shoulders, all smooth and get-your-freak-on style.

She gives you a little jerk and a squeeze. "Welll.."

She leans over to accept a warm, open kiss.. and you both jump as the Pirates again bang against the door! The chair nudges in a bit farther. "Hurrah!" chorus the pirates woozily.

Do you:

• Parley with the pirates.
• Seek a way to escape the copy room.
• Get ready to fight the pirates.
• Try to reinforce the chair.

* This is also known as a suggestive fashion; because ladies do not suggest. They are plain-spoken and direct. And they have plain-spoken and direct sex, with very little use of metaphor and certainly no use whatsoever of synecdoche.