Ask where the bathroom is
From Create Your Own Story
(Difference between revisions)
Canary8623 (Talk | contribs) (Deciding what to do with your guns) |
(RV vandalism) |
||
| (3 intermediate revisions not shown) | |||
| Line 1: | Line 1: | ||
| - | "Why, right over there, sir" says the helpful individual. | + | "Why, right over there, sir," says the helpful individual. |
You lock youself in the bathroom, put the lid down, and think for awhile. | You lock youself in the bathroom, put the lid down, and think for awhile. | ||
| Line 19: | Line 19: | ||
*[[Decorate your apartment with all the stuff and strive to set the world record for most masturbatory orgasms.]] | *[[Decorate your apartment with all the stuff and strive to set the world record for most masturbatory orgasms.]] | ||
| + | |||
| + | {{SexRompStatus|Location=''[[Your Apartment]]''|Health=Heavily Armed and Reflecting|MP=0|Level=1}} | ||
| + | [[Category: Smutty Sex Romp]] | ||
Current revision as of 09:27, 9 January 2008
"Why, right over there, sir," says the helpful individual.
You lock youself in the bathroom, put the lid down, and think for awhile.
Suddenly, it dawns on you. You know what your purpose is.
You march out of the bathroom and proceed to buy several rifles, shotguns, handguns, magazines, and ammunition. Fortunately, your credit card has a high spending limit.
You somehow manage to get all of this back to your apartment without anyone calling the police.
As you sit in your living room, guns and ammunition strewn about the place, your ponder your purpose.
Your purpose is to:
- Become a vigilante crimefighter and make the world a better place. And get some tang on the side from the grateful hotties you save.
- Rape, murder, pillage, and basically fuckin' do whatever you fuckin' want.
Or:
| Status | ||
| Health | Heavily Armed and Reflecting | Location: |
| MP | 0 | |
| Level | 1 | |
