Hide in a bush

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-	fuck	+	Realizing your dishabille, you spring into a nearby bush never pausing to realize that it is a horrible multifloral rose.  Although it has never born a flower, the shrubbery amply demonstrates Axel Rose's famous lyrics. Every rose does indeed have its thorns, and this bush has more than its share.  The razor sharp points tear into your delicate flesh, but fortunately your blubbery hide and shaggy hair prevents contusion.

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Realizing your dishabille, you spring into a nearby bush never pausing to realize that it is a horrible multifloral rose. Although it has never born a flower, the shrubbery amply demonstrates Axel Rose's famous lyrics. Every rose does indeed have its thorns, and this bush has more than its share. The razor sharp points tear into your delicate flesh, but fortunately your blubbery hide and shaggy hair prevents contusion.