Screw it, everyone's evil to some level, kill 'em all!
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You decide to kill everyone who has ever sinned. | You decide to kill everyone who has ever sinned. | ||
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Mother Teresa? She's dead all ready, and some of her hospitals were pretty bad. | Mother Teresa? She's dead all ready, and some of her hospitals were pretty bad. | ||
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Hitler? REALLY? You really had to ask wheter Hitler sinned? | Hitler? REALLY? You really had to ask wheter Hitler sinned? | ||
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Anyway, long story short, you kill everyone on Earth, even the babies and unborn but still old enough to be considered a human. And the ones not old enough to be human, aren't human! | Anyway, long story short, you kill everyone on Earth, even the babies and unborn but still old enough to be considered a human. And the ones not old enough to be human, aren't human! | ||
Anyway, long story short, the whole planet's dead. | Anyway, long story short, the whole planet's dead. | ||
Current revision as of 11:53, 4 October 2016
You decide to kill everyone who has ever sinned.
Mother Teresa? She's dead all ready, and some of her hospitals were pretty bad.
Bernie Sanders? He's a politican, and ran attack ads.
Hitler? REALLY? You really had to ask wheter Hitler sinned?
Anyway, long story short, you kill everyone on Earth, even the babies and unborn but still old enough to be considered a human. And the ones not old enough to be human, aren't human! Anyway, long story short, the whole planet's dead. And as it turns out, video game characters all exist and live in an alternate universe that's an amalgamation of all their worlds. They're really pissed you kill all the developers and stopped any sequels being made, therefore preventing the world from expanding. They're all out to kill you. Watcha gonna do?
- AH! RUN!
- Smite them all.
- Stand next to some explosive barrels.
- Stand at the base of a tall tower, next to a pile of hay, wearing a big cross-covered outfit.
| You are: | God |
