Look under the bed
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| - | + | <nowiki>Insert non-formatted text here</nowiki> Lifting your meaty left arm (tatooed with "Party Naked"), you reach under the hollowed out speaker box you've been curled up in. Weaving past Van Halen and J. Cougar M. tape covers, your hand wraps itself around a thick black dildo. "WHOAH!", you exclaim, as the item wobbles to and fro in your grasp. Dropping this, your search continues through the empty packs of Reds, Schlitz beer cans, and stained yet unwrinkled Hustlers. Finally, you find the object you're looking for. As you take off the protective covering, it kicks on automatically with a gentle hiss. You wield it lovingly... like you've owned it for a long time, when in reality it's only been in your possession for several hours. As you slide it back into its case, your baby momma, Tracy, stomps in, "What the fuck is that, Travis!?" | |
Revision as of 23:53, 2 March 2006
Insert non-formatted text here Lifting your meaty left arm (tatooed with "Party Naked"), you reach under the hollowed out speaker box you've been curled up in. Weaving past Van Halen and J. Cougar M. tape covers, your hand wraps itself around a thick black dildo. "WHOAH!", you exclaim, as the item wobbles to and fro in your grasp. Dropping this, your search continues through the empty packs of Reds, Schlitz beer cans, and stained yet unwrinkled Hustlers. Finally, you find the object you're looking for. As you take off the protective covering, it kicks on automatically with a gentle hiss. You wield it lovingly... like you've owned it for a long time, when in reality it's only been in your possession for several hours. As you slide it back into its case, your baby momma, Tracy, stomps in, "What the fuck is that, Travis!?"
