Post a kraigslist ad for a buddy
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You get four replies to your ad rather quickly:<br> | You get four replies to your ad rather quickly:<br> | ||
| - | "Lookin for a buddy to help reach places in the shower - not | + | "Lookin for a buddy to help reach places in the shower - not weird or nothin' just a couple of bros helping with soap and stuff"<br> |
"Do you collect stamps? Cause if you do I'm into threesomes with other stampies"<br> | "Do you collect stamps? Cause if you do I'm into threesomes with other stampies"<br> | ||
"Nobody but my mom knows I'm cool either. Want to talk about parties?" and finally,<br> | "Nobody but my mom knows I'm cool either. Want to talk about parties?" and finally,<br> | ||
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'''Who will be ''your'' new buddy:''' | '''Who will be ''your'' new buddy:''' | ||
*[[It's not queer or nothin' just helping a guy wash every now and then]] | *[[It's not queer or nothin' just helping a guy wash every now and then]] | ||
| - | *[[Stamps!! Where have you been | + | *[[Stamps!! Where have you been all my life?]] |
*[[I am better at talking about parties than actually going to them]] | *[[I am better at talking about parties than actually going to them]] | ||
*[[I don't have a dead kitten at the moment but give me a few minutes]] | *[[I don't have a dead kitten at the moment but give me a few minutes]] | ||
{{Status|Equipment=''Ticket for Free Boat Ride''|Health=9|MP=0|Level=1}} | {{Status|Equipment=''Ticket for Free Boat Ride''|Health=9|MP=0|Level=1}} | ||
[[Category: On a Boat]] | [[Category: On a Boat]] | ||
Revision as of 18:33, 28 August 2011
You get four replies to your ad rather quickly:
"Lookin for a buddy to help reach places in the shower - not weird or nothin' just a couple of bros helping with soap and stuff"
"Do you collect stamps? Cause if you do I'm into threesomes with other stampies"
"Nobody but my mom knows I'm cool either. Want to talk about parties?" and finally,
"I like to eat dead kittens. Do you have any?"
Who will be your new buddy:
- It's not queer or nothin' just helping a guy wash every now and then
- Stamps!! Where have you been all my life?
- I am better at talking about parties than actually going to them
- I don't have a dead kitten at the moment but give me a few minutes
| Status | ||
| Health | 9 | Equipment:
Ticket for Free Boat Ride |
| MP | 0 | |
| Level | 1 | |
