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Evan Football is one of the most common games played by the Blank Club, second only to Rugby Racing. Some experts have speculated that Evan Football has its roots in Calvinball, probably because of its lenient rules and lack of any order.
Evan Football is played with two teams on a long and skinny field outdoors, usually either at Barbour Stadium or Pryzant Mega Monolith of GOD (it is a field also, if you can believe it...). The game is very similar to football except for a couple rules. The point of the game is to bring the ball to the end of the opponents land. Players can forward ladder- roll the ball, trip players, and bash your enemies with the ball. However, the most important rule is that the play is not over until the ball touches the ground. As you can see this is a very contact- ridden sport. Because of how few players there normally are (two on each team) there are almost no passing plays, and teams that pass the ball too much, or use any conventional football practices are generally frowned upon.
- Class- Offensive
- Brutality- 10
- Comments- In this play, the ball carrier loses all judgement of right and wrong, and insanely flings himself at his opponents in an effort to get through, or just to cause violence. This play usually ends is disaster, bloodshed, and tears. (or a trail of tears, for the more avant garde...) This play has mixed results, but usually is a bad one. However it is a good last resort play, and amazingly, is one of the most common plays used in Evan Football
