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The Jihad Machines is an elite water gun operative commando strike team...thing. It is composed of two Barbours and two Pryzants. The Blank Club founded the Jihad Machines in the summer of 2004. All 4 members had lots of experience blasting away with their top- of- the- line water guns, so as a team, they were unstoppable. The Jihad Machines had a lot of trouble finding another team, but through persuasion, 2 other teams were made Rainbow 9 and World Sacrilege.
The standard weapon for the Jihad Machines is the lightweight and powerful CPS 2100. However, Barbour, Brad and Barbour, Luke both own the older but very deadly CPS 1200, Brad owns both of them. Both water guns are very big, not those sissy toy ones. Each operative carries with them a bottle of water for field refills. Brad, the team captain, holds a backpack filled with bottles of water, buckets to fill, towels to dry off with and to wet to use as a rat-tail, and other field equipment.
Jihad Machines are awesome. If you would like to challenge our authority, go right ahead! We'd love a new team in the league. We usually have matches outside of houses or in the park, so after you get a team and Super Soaker arsenal at your disposal, call us up. Jihadists UNITE!
