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February
Week 4
Founded by Bannus Van der Kloot in a sixth grade math class, Creature may be the acme of the Blank Club's five-year existence. In 2001, Bannus Van der Kloot drew creature on the math homework of Bradley Barbour. Creature has since been developed thoroughly by Jesse Aicher and Bradley Barbour.
The history of Creature is a strange one. One day a Creature suddenly came into being. It was sad, being all alone, not slowly more and more Creatures came into being. The first Creature decided it should lead his people to new and better things, so without further ado, a crown and a staff was drawn him, and he became King Creature. His friend, a religious fanatic, became Pope Creature. So the Creatures lived a prosperous and peaceful life on their home, Mt. Humana. Then suddenly, a threat came into being. Woofy, a large dog wanted nothing more than to see the Creatures of Humana eradicated. The Drones, lead by Woofy fought the Creatures in many bitter wars. The Creatures, although being peaceful, fought vigorously, and their ingenuity helped them create many machines of war (see Zeppelin). The Creatures and the Drones continue to fight in feuds today. Creatures gave their support in the Q War, and helped B.L.A.N.K defeat the evil union between Mr Q and Woofy. The Creatures were given large amounts of money for their support, which helped the Creatures built Humana up into a gigantic citadel mountain, and helped the Creatures expand into the plains around Humana, including the Nouveau Soviet Tundras.
Week 3
Sir John is a series of movies made by General Subwoofer on iMovie.
Sir John I, was made mostly born of stupidity, but ended up a quality, entertaning production. Met with critical and economic success, Sir John was a important work for the Blank Club, showing that a move into public media could be done for the legendary group. In light of this, the following year Subwoofer started work on Sir John II, which promised to be bigger, better, and more polished then the last. Following the famous and excellent teaser trailer, which mirrored the opening of Star Wars IV: A New Hope, the hype grew to an unrivaled extent. Subwoofer employed multiple Blank club members to assist him in the design team, most notably Bannus, who worked on the trailer/intro. However, halfway through production, Subwoofer stopped the "filming" of Sir John II and fired the design team. The media and the Blank Club were very upset at this decision made by Subwoofer, and is noted by historians as a terrible move. However, Subwoofer hints that the Sir John saga may not be done quite yet...
Week 2
Bradleyo Cards was a swindle that lasted for several months; part of a gigantic scamming spree Bradley had in the 2nd half of the school year in 2004. Bradleyo Cards were small pieces of paper with pictures of monsters and foolish information. These cards cost points, which Brad incorporated into a credit card system. Each point card cost around 4 dollars, and had 30 points on it. Points could be exchanged for different meaningless things, including Bradleyo cards. Brad also created different levels of point clubs that had members only content. However, due to Brad's conning strategies, the exclusive content was nothing more than foolishness, and Brad encouraged the scammed to invest in higher and more expensive point clubs, promising more and more content. Bradleyo cards encouraged a collect them all approach, and, indeed, many people wanted to do this, most notably John Cameron. However, one could never collect all of these cards, for Brad churned out more and more foolish trinkets for the public. Brad made a killing off this scam, which had 0 expenses, so the income kept on flowing. The amazing thing was the fact that people so happily threw their money at him, with no suspicions! It seemed like there was no end in sight! However, all good things must come to an end, and soon people slowly realized that they had been cheated. But it was to avail, for Brad had already gotten enough money to skip town, and find more saps.
Week 1
Evil Enemy #9 is a character seen in much Astro Bunny stories, and is the corrupt leader of the Zarktonians. #9, like all Zarktonians, has a elongated cranium, talons, and is dark green. He also wears a custom eye targeting reticule, a officer's hat and a suave uniform. #9 is most notability known for his near- constant appearances in the AB comics, and the Astro Bunny Movie, both as him portraying the villain. He and his brethren have been drawn numerous times, and has been included in much lore. #9 is often known to have a scorned attitude towards most life forms, and has a huge armoury of weapons at his disposal.
January
Week 4
The Adventures of Astro Bunny was Kopak Films best and most popular film. It stared Astro Bunny, Evil Enemy #9, and the Reincarnation Machine. This film took 3+ hours to make. Brad did acting and voice overs. Luke did costumes and voice overs. Timothy and Reid did sound effects, and Evan did Camera and sound. The plot begins when Astro Bunny crashes on the deserted planet, Anooga 8. After the devestating crash, his animal friends help him get to Macbeth’s Crossing. As he walks, he is assaulted by the diabolical #9. AB escapes, makes it to Macbeth's Crossing, and reaches the safe harbor of his friend Tortoise. Macbeth’s Crossing is blown up in the end Astro Bunny is captured and killed by Evil Enemy #9. The movie was based on the original Astro Bunny comic series by General Subwoofer.
