The woes and relationships of Dr. D

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The life story of Dr. D has proven over the years to be a whirlwind tale of love, hate, denial, rejection, akwardness, elivsh poem writing and (to everyone except Dr. D) the best lol humor since the Macgyver fad. With countless attempts by over-ambitious members such as [[Pryzant, Evan]] and [[Barbour, Bradley]] to seize parts of or the entire rights of the story and release it to the general public, the life story of Dr. D remains one of the hottest properties known to [[Blank Club]], affiliates and extended enemies. Although currently unpublished, it is believed that one day Horgan will cash in and make (Vor and Subwoofer) millions on the story as everyone shares a good laugh. On Horgan's expense, of course. To date, there have been four main Eras of the story.
The life story of Dr. D has proven over the years to be a whirlwind tale of love, hate, denial, rejection, akwardness, elivsh poem writing and (to everyone except Dr. D) the best lol humor since the Macgyver fad. With countless attempts by over-ambitious members such as [[Pryzant, Evan]] and [[Barbour, Bradley]] to seize parts of or the entire rights of the story and release it to the general public, the life story of Dr. D remains one of the hottest properties known to [[Blank Club]], affiliates and extended enemies. Although currently unpublished, it is believed that one day Horgan will cash in and make (Vor and Subwoofer) millions on the story as everyone shares a good laugh. On Horgan's expense, of course. To date, there have been four main Eras of the story.
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==Prehistic Era==
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==1. Prehistic Era==
Before the Old Flame #1, it has been confirmed by Horgan that several romances were pursued. To only a select few has confided any details about this mysterious era, one reason being that too little is known/remembered about this period to go into depth. Most accounts of the story begin during after or at the very end of this era. With no official date, it is widely believed to have ended somewhere in spring or fall 1999.
Before the Old Flame #1, it has been confirmed by Horgan that several romances were pursued. To only a select few has confided any details about this mysterious era, one reason being that too little is known/remembered about this period to go into depth. Most accounts of the story begin during after or at the very end of this era. With no official date, it is widely believed to have ended somewhere in spring or fall 1999.
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==HEK Era==
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==2. HEK Era==
Later to be known as Old Flame #1 (and much later 5), Horgan persued her for a time period between fall 1999 and (arguably) February 2003, the longest he has ever tried his luck for. Although it is the longest period to date, it was largely without incident. The Era somewhat overlapped into the Old Flame Era, leaving most non-experts confused on the matter.
Later to be known as Old Flame #1 (and much later 5), Horgan persued her for a time period between fall 1999 and (arguably) February 2003, the longest he has ever tried his luck for. Although it is the longest period to date, it was largely without incident. The Era somewhat overlapped into the Old Flame Era, leaving most non-experts confused on the matter.
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==Old Flame Era==
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==3. Old Flame Era==
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The Old Flame Era of Dr. D's life story is the most well-known, well-documented, interesting and most active of his life so far. Widely disputed on when the period began, many argue that it started as early as March-June 2002 while other will make the case for January 2003. The era was named by [[Barbour, Bradley]] who one day during the Old Flame #5 period asked "So Joey, tell me about your old flames." The name has remained infamous, as have the events that took place during this time. There are 5 official old flames according to Horgan, although it is a common argument that there are in fact six. This has been denied numerous times and as of now the official count is five. Each part of the era is characterized by a specific song. A collection of the songs was published in Summer 2005 by Horgan and Pryzant entitled [[Best of the Flames: 2002-2005]].
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The Old Flame Era of Dr. D's life story is the most eventful, well-known, well-documented, interesting and most active of his life so far. Widely disputed on when the period began, many argue that it started as early as March-June 2002 while other will make the case for January 2003. The era was named by [[Barbour, Bradley]] who one day during the Old Flame #5 period asked "So Joey, tell me about your old flames." The name has remained infamous, as have the events that took place during this time. There are 5 official old flames according to Horgan, although it is a common argument that there are in fact six. This has been denied numerous times and as of now the official count is five. Each part of the era is characterized by a specific song. A collection of the songs was published in Summer 2005 by Horgan and Pryzant entitled [[Best of the Flames: 2002-2005]].
===Old Flame #1===
===Old Flame #1===
TBW
TBW
===Old Flame #2===
===Old Flame #2===
TBW
TBW
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===Rejection #3===
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===Olf Flame #3===
TBW
TBW
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===Rejection #4===
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===Old Flame #4===
TBW
TBW
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===Rejection #5===
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====Elvish Poem====
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TBW
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===Old Flame #5===
TBW
TBW
====Goldeneye Incident====
====Goldeneye Incident====
A situation in which Horgan was engaged in a high-stakes game of the 1998 Nintendo 64 game Goldeneye against [[Pryzant, Evan|Evan Pryzant]]. After losing, Horgan was forced to make a phone call to his girlfriend and tell her his two life goals, which were to win a Yu-Gi-Oh tournament and kiss her. After that incident, their, already bad, relationship plummeted. In attempt to make it up, Horgan sent an apology letter, which just ended up making him look worse. He was dumped later that week.
A situation in which Horgan was engaged in a high-stakes game of the 1998 Nintendo 64 game Goldeneye against [[Pryzant, Evan|Evan Pryzant]]. After losing, Horgan was forced to make a phone call to his girlfriend and tell her his two life goals, which were to win a Yu-Gi-Oh tournament and kiss her. After that incident, their, already bad, relationship plummeted. In attempt to make it up, Horgan sent an apology letter, which just ended up making him look worse. He was dumped later that week.
====Phone-call Incident====
====Phone-call Incident====
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A valiant attempt to get the relationship "back on track," the incident blatantly revealed Horgan's (lack of) small talk skills. As one may imagine, it did not go well for Horgan.
====Halloween Incident====
====Halloween Incident====
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An incident 2 months after the Goldeneye incident occurred. In this occurrence, Horgan was forced by most of the rest of the Blank Club to go to her house on Halloween night dressed up as a borg (see [[Star Trek]] or [[Scum of the Earth]]). This ended with a few awkward glances and a look of disdain from her mother.
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An incident 2 months after the Goldeneye incident occurred. In this occurrence, Horgan was forced by most of the rest of the Blank Club to go to her house on Halloween night dressed up as a borg (see [[Star Trek]] or [[Scum of the Earth]]). This ended with a few awkward glances and a look of disdain from her mother. As of now, this was the last time in which Horgan and Old Flame #5 made contact.
===Dormancy===
===Dormancy===
Although the Old Flame Era continued after the tragedy of Old Flame #5, for a period between October 2004 and June 2005 no new romances were persued. The Old Flame Era officially ended on May 20, 2005, in which the events of the night are chronicled at [[Last Dance at FMS]]. Many believe that the era continued past this point, although Horgan asserts it doesn't.
Although the Old Flame Era continued after the tragedy of Old Flame #5, for a period between October 2004 and June 2005 no new romances were persued. The Old Flame Era officially ended on May 20, 2005, in which the events of the night are chronicled at [[Last Dance at FMS]]. Many believe that the era continued past this point, although Horgan asserts it doesn't.
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=="Neuveau" Era==
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==4. "Neuveau" Era==
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TBW
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With the turbulant Old Flame era over and done with, Horgan was eager to move on. However, he quickly and unwittingly regressed into his old trends and behaviors.
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===Feudal Period===
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Likely the most bizzare period of Horgan's personal life, it cannot be accurately described without using metaphors that would make him seem like he needs therapy immediately. Therfore, the metaphisical metaphors will remain mysterioso.
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==="OF6"===
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Although not officially an old flame, the term "OF6" has been so widely used that it is now an impossible connotation to break. Horgan started out with a conservative approach, hoping to distance himself from the fruitless tactics used during the Old Flame Era. Unfortunately for Horgan, he soon found himself falling back into the common trends of his old ways. After months of minor incidents, Horgan finally confrontated. Although the original answer was yes, Horgan quickly learned that a "Yeah, I'll talk to you tomorrow" did not equal a "Yes." This he learned the hard way.
==What's Next?==
==What's Next?==
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No clue.
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Some anylists believe that the "Neuveau" Era has ended and that a new era has begun. Others argue that the "Neuveau" Era has only begun, and will become more turbulent. Horgan has released that he has officially decided to abandon the tactics used during the Olf Flame Era and with OF6 once and for all and take a more spontaneous approach. However, this has been tried in the past, most recently with OF6, and has failed miserably. A few pessimists believe that Horgan might give up completely, but as of now the world can only guess.
==Autobiography?==
==Autobiography?==
Although there have been various attempts by club members to take the rights for themselves, Dr. D has shown interest in writing a memoir in which the events of the story would be written in Horgan's first-person in-depth perspective. Unfortunately, each attempt to date has been scrapped due to the massive amount of effort it would take to tackle the story in-depth.
Although there have been various attempts by club members to take the rights for themselves, Dr. D has shown interest in writing a memoir in which the events of the story would be written in Horgan's first-person in-depth perspective. Unfortunately, each attempt to date has been scrapped due to the massive amount of effort it would take to tackle the story in-depth.

Revision as of 00:53, 5 March 2006

The life story of Dr. D has proven over the years to be a whirlwind tale of love, hate, denial, rejection, akwardness, elivsh poem writing and (to everyone except Dr. D) the best lol humor since the Macgyver fad. With countless attempts by over-ambitious members such as Pryzant, Evan and Barbour, Bradley to seize parts of or the entire rights of the story and release it to the general public, the life story of Dr. D remains one of the hottest properties known to Blank Club, affiliates and extended enemies. Although currently unpublished, it is believed that one day Horgan will cash in and make (Vor and Subwoofer) millions on the story as everyone shares a good laugh. On Horgan's expense, of course. To date, there have been four main Eras of the story.

Contents

1. Prehistic Era

Before the Old Flame #1, it has been confirmed by Horgan that several romances were pursued. To only a select few has confided any details about this mysterious era, one reason being that too little is known/remembered about this period to go into depth. Most accounts of the story begin during after or at the very end of this era. With no official date, it is widely believed to have ended somewhere in spring or fall 1999.

2. HEK Era

Later to be known as Old Flame #1 (and much later 5), Horgan persued her for a time period between fall 1999 and (arguably) February 2003, the longest he has ever tried his luck for. Although it is the longest period to date, it was largely without incident. The Era somewhat overlapped into the Old Flame Era, leaving most non-experts confused on the matter.

3. Old Flame Era

The Old Flame Era of Dr. D's life story is the most eventful, well-known, well-documented, interesting and most active of his life so far. Widely disputed on when the period began, many argue that it started as early as March-June 2002 while other will make the case for January 2003. The era was named by Barbour, Bradley who one day during the Old Flame #5 period asked "So Joey, tell me about your old flames." The name has remained infamous, as have the events that took place during this time. There are 5 official old flames according to Horgan, although it is a common argument that there are in fact six. This has been denied numerous times and as of now the official count is five. Each part of the era is characterized by a specific song. A collection of the songs was published in Summer 2005 by Horgan and Pryzant entitled Best of the Flames: 2002-2005.

Old Flame #1

TBW

Old Flame #2

TBW

Olf Flame #3

TBW

Old Flame #4

TBW

Elvish Poem

TBW

Old Flame #5

TBW

Goldeneye Incident

A situation in which Horgan was engaged in a high-stakes game of the 1998 Nintendo 64 game Goldeneye against Evan Pryzant. After losing, Horgan was forced to make a phone call to his girlfriend and tell her his two life goals, which were to win a Yu-Gi-Oh tournament and kiss her. After that incident, their, already bad, relationship plummeted. In attempt to make it up, Horgan sent an apology letter, which just ended up making him look worse. He was dumped later that week.

Phone-call Incident

A valiant attempt to get the relationship "back on track," the incident blatantly revealed Horgan's (lack of) small talk skills. As one may imagine, it did not go well for Horgan.

Halloween Incident

An incident 2 months after the Goldeneye incident occurred. In this occurrence, Horgan was forced by most of the rest of the Blank Club to go to her house on Halloween night dressed up as a borg (see Star Trek or Scum of the Earth). This ended with a few awkward glances and a look of disdain from her mother. As of now, this was the last time in which Horgan and Old Flame #5 made contact.

Dormancy

Although the Old Flame Era continued after the tragedy of Old Flame #5, for a period between October 2004 and June 2005 no new romances were persued. The Old Flame Era officially ended on May 20, 2005, in which the events of the night are chronicled at Last Dance at FMS. Many believe that the era continued past this point, although Horgan asserts it doesn't.

4. "Neuveau" Era

With the turbulant Old Flame era over and done with, Horgan was eager to move on. However, he quickly and unwittingly regressed into his old trends and behaviors.

Feudal Period

Likely the most bizzare period of Horgan's personal life, it cannot be accurately described without using metaphors that would make him seem like he needs therapy immediately. Therfore, the metaphisical metaphors will remain mysterioso.

"OF6"

Although not officially an old flame, the term "OF6" has been so widely used that it is now an impossible connotation to break. Horgan started out with a conservative approach, hoping to distance himself from the fruitless tactics used during the Old Flame Era. Unfortunately for Horgan, he soon found himself falling back into the common trends of his old ways. After months of minor incidents, Horgan finally confrontated. Although the original answer was yes, Horgan quickly learned that a "Yeah, I'll talk to you tomorrow" did not equal a "Yes." This he learned the hard way.

What's Next?

Some anylists believe that the "Neuveau" Era has ended and that a new era has begun. Others argue that the "Neuveau" Era has only begun, and will become more turbulent. Horgan has released that he has officially decided to abandon the tactics used during the Olf Flame Era and with OF6 once and for all and take a more spontaneous approach. However, this has been tried in the past, most recently with OF6, and has failed miserably. A few pessimists believe that Horgan might give up completely, but as of now the world can only guess.

Autobiography?

Although there have been various attempts by club members to take the rights for themselves, Dr. D has shown interest in writing a memoir in which the events of the story would be written in Horgan's first-person in-depth perspective. Unfortunately, each attempt to date has been scrapped due to the massive amount of effort it would take to tackle the story in-depth.

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