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Bradley Barbour

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-[[Image:Jihad logo.jpg|155px|thumb|left|The computerized version of the Jihad Machine flag]]
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-The '''[[Jihad Machines]]''' is an elite water gun operative commando strike team...thing. It is composed of two Barbours and two Pryzants. The Blank Club founded the Jihad Machines in the summer of 2004. All 4 members had lots of experience blasting away with their top- of- the- line water guns, so as a team, they were unstoppable. The Jihad Machines had a lot of trouble finding another team, but through persuasion, 2 other teams were made Rainbow 9 and World Sacrilege.
-The standard weapon for the Jihad Machines is the lightweight and powerful CPS 2100. However, [[Barbour, Brad]] and [[Barbour, Luke]] both own the older but very deadly CPS 1200, Brad owns both of them. Both water guns are very big, not those sissy toy ones. Each operative carries with them a bottle of water for field refills. Brad, the team captain, holds a backpack filled with bottles of water, buckets to fill, towels to dry off with and to wet to use as a rat-tail, and other field equipment.
-Jihad Machines are awesome. If you would like to challenge our authority, go right ahead! We'd love a new team in the league. We usually have matches outside of houses or in the park, so after you get a team and Super Soaker arsenal at your disposal, call us up. Jihadists UNITE!
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