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[[Image:Neft Football.jpg|150px|thumb|left|A vortex nerf football that would be used in plays like Mumbo-Jumbo Foxes are the BOMB!]]
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'''[[Evan Football]]''' is one of the most common games played by the [[Blank Club]], second only to [[Rugby Racing]]. Some experts have speculated that Evan Football has its roots in Calvinball, probably because of its lenient rules and lack of any order.
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'''[[Tambo]]''' is an evil God-Lord that inhabits people stomachs to control them, and most often [[Barbour, Bradley|Brad's]] stomach is a victim of his treachery.  
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Evan Football is played with two teams on a long and skinny field outdoors, usually either at Barbour Stadium or Pryzant Mega Monolith of GOD (it is a field also, if you can believe it...). The game is very similar to football except for a couple rules. The point of the game is to bring the ball to the end of the opponents land. Players can forward ladder- roll the ball, trip players, and bash your enemies with the ball. However, the most important rule is that the play is not over until the ball touches the ground. As you can see this is a very contact- ridden sport. Because of how few players there normally are (two on each team) there are almost no passing plays, and teams that pass the ball too much, or use any conventional football practices are generally frowned upon.
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In stomach form, Tambo is not seen but instead heard possessing his victim. In physical form, Tambo is a pulsing organ type- thing that moves with his 6 slimy tentacles that suck the nutrients out of prey. Truly, Tambo is a fell being. Tambo started out as a young stomach virus, but he knew he could be much more than this. He created an evil organization that would help him rise to power in the body. Other cells feared this organization, for they had destroyed many units of blood cell warriors. As soon as Tambo had risen to full power, he eliminated all of his associates, and invaded the stomach. Tambo morphed with the stomach with his unbelievable powers to turn into the Tambo we know and fear today. Tambo got rid of the host body, feeding off its nutrients until he had reach full size. Soon Tambo realized he needed more souls to feed off of, so he began his hunting spree. Yes, this is a gross story, but it must be told to warn the public of Tambo's horrors.
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Tambo has appeared in a comic, some lore, but mostly by [[Barbour, Bradley|Brad]] talking about how Tambo is possessing him, kind of like Gollum. And when this happens, watch out.
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Many believe that Tambo is an ancient being named Cthulhu native to [[Planets and their Habitats#Squigalima|Squigalima]].
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A picture of Tambo possesing various life-forms

Tambo is an evil God-Lord that inhabits people stomachs to control them, and most often Brad's stomach is a victim of his treachery.

In stomach form, Tambo is not seen but instead heard possessing his victim. In physical form, Tambo is a pulsing organ type- thing that moves with his 6 slimy tentacles that suck the nutrients out of prey. Truly, Tambo is a fell being. Tambo started out as a young stomach virus, but he knew he could be much more than this. He created an evil organization that would help him rise to power in the body. Other cells feared this organization, for they had destroyed many units of blood cell warriors. As soon as Tambo had risen to full power, he eliminated all of his associates, and invaded the stomach. Tambo morphed with the stomach with his unbelievable powers to turn into the Tambo we know and fear today. Tambo got rid of the host body, feeding off its nutrients until he had reach full size. Soon Tambo realized he needed more souls to feed off of, so he began his hunting spree. Yes, this is a gross story, but it must be told to warn the public of Tambo's horrors.

Tambo has appeared in a comic, some lore, but mostly by Brad talking about how Tambo is possessing him, kind of like Gollum. And when this happens, watch out.

Many believe that Tambo is an ancient being named Cthulhu native to Squigalima.

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