Heyounicus Rexicer Flizban Decapodi Dodododododododo Banana-Beak Purpleopeater III
From Yb Timeline
"Hey there, hi there, how do you do? My name? Why, it’s Hey You!"
-Hey You Theme Song
| Heyounicus Rexicer Flizban Decapodi Dodododododododo Banana-Beak Purpleopeater III | |
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| Facts | |
| Species | Dodo |
| Age | 14 |
| Gender | Male |
| From | Where? |
| Height | .698 m |
| Weight | 25 kg |
| Appearances | |
Hey You is a great. He's Topmonhit's most enigmatic, crazy, insane, nutso, loopy, kooky, oddtastic, silly, wacky, off-the-wall character. He was made to be a Sonic character due to Topmonhit not having enough random ones, and he eventually became Topmonhit's favorite character. He's the last of the dodos, making him the dodo king, although his father was a roadrunner, which is really just an excuse to give him superspeed.
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Top Story Bio
Hey You, as he’s called, is essentially the definition of insanity, kookiness, oddtastic, crazy, insanity again, nutty, and so on. He can do almost anything, as he’s generally not bound by the laws of physics. His father was a roadrunner, giving him extreme speed. He can play the accordion, sing, dance, and push buttons, too! People generally don’t seem to like him (I don’t know why), but he hangs around them anyway. Not like it’s actually possible to hurt him; he’ll just keep coming back! He also has the longest theme song ever. And he can use his feet as hands. Am I forgetting anything? Okay.
History
Hey You did some stuff, then showed up to help save the Master Princess. Er, Master Emerald. From a robot. Of a Kirby. Then he annoyed an old magic guy and then everyone ran away. Then he showed up with Tabbir "Whirl" and Evelyn to help them and stuff. He's going to do something great in that story, though.
Made-Up History
Nintendo Anecdote 3: Not Really a Trilogy
Hey You was Topmonhit's main character in Nintendo Anecdote 3. At first, he appeared to be nothing more than a randomly occuring character, but by the end, it was revealed Topmonhit was secretly using him as a game piece all along to win the game by waiting until the last second, then rushing in and taking everything. Because of this, Sub dislikes him. Even though it's really Topmonhit's fault.
Hey You!
Hey You ate reality once and made his own stuff happen. A Pichu in a dress was threatening the world so Hey You had to band together with a team of green beans so safe his future past from becoming ugly. He got lost in time until he met a fellow by the name of The Doctorsonnnn. Then he fell asleep and drooled on everything, causing it all to be lost until I cared more.
Personal Information
Personality
As said before, Hey You is enigmatic, crazy, insane, nutso, loopy, kooky, oddtastic, silly, off-the-wall, and anything else you can think of. He has a squeaky voice, likes to sing and dance, and is either oblivious to anyone's dislike of him or seriousness... or he just doesn't care.
Abilities
Hey You has superspeed (like that of the Roadrunner), a hard beak which he can use like a woodpecker, and the ability to pretend Physics doesn't exist by doing such things as appearing in more places at once, having his limbs fall off of him, and more.
Final Smash: Song and Dance
Hey You starts to sing and dance. Does nothing of any useful value whatsoever.
Theme Song
“♫Hey there, hi there, how do you do?
My name? Why, it’s Hey You!
At least that’s the shortenered version anyway,
My full name is Heyounicus Rexicer Flizban Decapodi Dodododododododo Banana-Beak Purpleopeater III! Wa-hey!
I’m the King of Dodos, being the only one that’s left!
My father was a roadrunner! MEEP MEEP! I’m deft!♫”
“♫Now, if you stay with me, you may go insane,
I may destroy your thought train!
I may be sanity’s bane,
And I’m nothing like a crane!
But if you’ve got a clogged drain,
Or a broken piece of chain,
Then you may join me in this refrain,
You know what they say: No pain, no gain!
Have you ever heard of Charlemagne?
He had a sister named Lorraine!
And a next-door-neighbor named Shane.
You may think I’ve half a brain,
But in reality I have a field of grain!
I always live life in the fast lane,
Though I’ve no clue what I’ve got to attain.
I once shattered a window pane!
I KNEW A GUY, HE LIVED IN MAINE!
LIVED ON A STREET THAT WAS CALLED MAIN!
My ramblings may all sound inane,
BUT I THINK THAT IS QUITE PLAIN!
You know, if I was slain,
It would probably start to rain.
Hey! Want a candy cane?
I stole it from some Dane!
HEY, GUESS WHAT? I’M FEIGNED!
STOP THIS CRAZY THING, JANE!
I still have my kingly reign,
The only place that recognizes it is Spain.
And if you’ve got a nasty sprain,
Or perhaps a spaghetti stain,
Just remember: I’m no one’s swain.
I FORGET THE CURRENT VEIN!
Now I’ll be British, again.
Wait, what? There’s something atwain!
I’m really, truly arcane!
So watch as I go on a campaign!
Hey, want some chow mein?
Too bad, you get no champagne.
I can’t complain, I can’t contain,
I can’t detain or disdain,
I can’t keep in this domain,
That crazy girl named Elaine!
And I simply can’t explain,
The insanity I maintain.
And then I’ll obtain,
Something hopefully not mundane.
It will simply not pertain,
The thing that I will regain.
And then I may remain,
In the terrain of Ukraine.
I think my point is starting to wane.
Oh, yes. I’M DERANGED!
Do-de-do-de-do-de-do, do-do, do-de-do-de-do-de-do, do-do, do-de-do-de-do-de-do, do-do, do-de-do-de-do-do! Meep meep!
DO, DO-DO, DO-DO-DO-DO-DO-DO! DO, DO-DO, DO-DO-DO♫ kdone”
Interactions with Other Characters
Subsourian
- Main Article: Subsourian the Dark
For some reason, Sub doesn't like Hey You very much. I can't imagine why. Hey You is just fine with him.
Most Everyone Else
Hey You doesn't really have a line between good and evil. He just follows whomever at the time and stuff.
Trivia
- Hey You is similar to Tiny Toon Adventures character Gogo Dodo, who is just as wacky and crazy as Hey You. Whether Topmonhit intended for the similarity or not is unknown.
- Hey You's name has a reference to Dot Warner's extremely long name, the habit of teachers saying that their name is not "Hey you", the Decapodian race from Futurama, and the song "The Purple People Eater".
