Chimera Experiment 1

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"AAAAAAA!1. You look teeerrible you should see a.. no wait. YOU'RE JACK! JACK! JACK! ... "Look for Jack," they were tellin' me. "And make sure you do what he says for a while because we're mad scientists. Bwahaha." So, uh, you know, what DO YOU WANT?" --Chimera

Chimera Experiment 1, or Chimera (or even CE1), is a mix of Seviper and Dunsparce. That said, he is somehow able to fly with Dunsparce's normally useless wings. He is one of PMF's several characters in Yoki, originating on the mysterious island of Quagsire Cove.

HISTORY!1.

On the island, two (probably Pokemon) scientists rented out a lab to perform their experiments without some angry neighbors. They failed to realize that renting the lab would cost them most of their money, however, and figured they could only do one experiment at the time.

So instead of making sure they could do it right, they used even more money to pay for their luxuries, such as television and lighting in the entire lab. With only a few [Insert currency here] left, they made off with whatever was hanging around the island at the time, and put it in the fusing chamber.

They picked up a Seviper, Dunsparce, and a crappily made book they were both reading, and fused them together INTO...
(No, not a picture made in MS Paint. Chimera)

Not long after, they released Chimera into the wild because A) they thought he might do somethin' awesooooome, and B) they were bored. The two scientists are still giving him missions occasionally, one of which involved helping Jack.

PERSONAL INFORMATION!1.

SPEECH PATTERN!1.

• First and most importantly, he frequently talks "LIKE THIS!1." Note the !1. It never changes, and always follows an all-caps remark, usually a short one.

• Next most frequently is when he quotes something. "Like this," they'd say to me right now. He always mixes up pronouns and adds something unnecessary like "right now" or "if they'd seen this" or something.

• He may occasionally say something from My Immortal, which is a terrible fanfic on the interwebs that even comes up on Google as "the worst fanfic ever" or something. When he does this is unknown, so he might do it all the time or not at all.

• Also, he's prone to occasional outbursting. It always follows the first point, with the !1. and all-caps-ness.

PERSONALITY!1.

The experiments the caused his very existence have seriously messed him up in the head. He will blindly follow anyone if he feels the need to, to the ends of the earth. Or until the said "anyone" ignores him or leaves him behind more than once. Believe it or not, he actually gets fed up with that.

Chimera commonly forgets things when he's distracted for too long, which isn't a very long time. When he's sent to do something, he may forget how or why it is important, or who even told him to do it, but he will continue with his errand.

His brain has been described to be "fried", and it shows; if there's more than two people in front of him, he loses track and his vision becomes a little blurry. In fact, his brain is so fried that he does not feel pain. If you're lucky, he'll even notice it as an offensive action. Therefore, it is up to any surrounding characters to get some medical assistance for him if he appears badly injured. If they care.

As a side note, Chimera actually is rather deadly. His fangs are extremely toxic, as the venom that would be concentrated in his tail if he were a Seviper moved to his teeth, making him twice as dangerous.

TRIVIA!1.

• Chimera slapped Selena in the face, once. Oh snap