Dr. Israel Brown AZA
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Dr. Israel Brown AZA #256 ,or "dick in butt" is a chapter of the Aleph Zadik Aleph international order located in the Tidewater area of southeastern Virginia, drawing members from the cities of Norfolk, Virginia Beach, and Chesapeake. It is a member of Virginia Council and thus Eastern Region. "DIB", as it is known, was founded c. January 1937 in honor of Dr. Israel Brown -- a widely praised Jewish member of the Virginia House of Delegates and Norfolk physician who, upon his death in 1928, was found to have saved and thereafter given much of his life's savings to charity. It has held a strong presence in the area for 75 years and is currently known throughout the region as a strong chapter of sexy young lads lead by their mascot Bradlee Goldberg, a young stud ,with the face of the kazoo kid and body of a skinny ass kid ,who is gracefully uncoordinated and beautiful to watch. Legend has it that bradlee will strip anytime you inspire him. Here is how: throw pennies at him hard. Although he may seem confused at first, just continue throwing he'll remember eventually.
Quick Facts
Name: Dr. Israel Brown
Favorite Website: Slither.io
Favorite Video: 1 guy 1 horse
Favorite Song: It's The Climb by Hannah Montana
Number: 256
Region: Eastern Region (Virginia Council)
Members: Its hard to count all these people while their dry-humping in a pile. But dick taker,Bradlee Goldberg is a common face in and amongst that pile.
Founded: c. January 1937, but who the fuck cares
Sister Chapter: Kruger BBG
Mascot: the fine young male in 1 guy 1 horse(aka Bradlee Goldberg), and Bradlee Goldberg
Advisors: (Eric) Mama Miller, (Ethan) Toots Heban, (Justin) Kitty Katz, and honorary advisor Millhouse (from the Simpsons)
Notable Awards: Virginia Council Runoffs Cup 2009, 2012,2015,2016, biggest man titties (won by Brett Pomerantz) 2006-2015, Rubik's cube champion (Also Brett Pomerantz) 2013-2014, Largest Jewfro (you guessed it, Brett Pomerantz) Eastern Regionals GPA Award 2016
