Wal-Mart

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Wal-Mart (also known as Wally World) is an American conglomerate that sells just about everything.

Bargain Bin Movies

In 1653, Wal-Mart invented the sub-genre of movies known as Bargain Bin Movies.

Things to do at Wal-Mart

  • Repeatedly enter and leave the store and count how many visits it takes to make the greeter stop greeting you.
  • Challenge other customers to lightsaber duels or swordfights with rolls of wrapping paper.
  • When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
  • Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
  • While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
  • Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"
  • Yell random names to see if anyone will answer.
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