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• Portal: Still Alive to be released om October 22, 2008.
• Study shows organic food may be more unhealthy than non-organic.
• Henry Earl is arrested for the 1333rd time.
• Man steals safe containing $70,000. However, it only contains $465.
• Hadron Collider breaks and scientists delay the black holes.
• Scientists make a Large Hadron Collider thingy. However, it malfunctions and causes a black hole and destroys the universe.
• Man gets shot at shooting range.
• Study shows mobile phones still being used primarily for conversations.