People
From Wikislippy
People are everywhere these days, as they constitute the final phase of the STD "baby".
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History
It is unknown for sure how people came to be as there are many theories and none have been proven. Since their creation, people have been doing pretty amazing things: killing each other and blaming clubs, electing George Bush, killing each other and blaming spears, making world wars, killing each other and blaming swords, making "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory" movies, killing each other and blaming firearms, nuking a Japanese city and killing each other and blaming nukes.
Habitat
Most people live in big, dirty, overpopulated cities such as New Yourk, Los Angeles, Beijing, and Mexico. These cities no longer have natural resources and everything is polluted. Others live in lesser populated areas. These areas are called "the country" or "the middle of nowhere." These areas tend to rely on faming and other natural resources. The rest of the people live in areas where there is little to no natural resources. Such as Antarctica, Amazon Desert, and Africa.
Trivia
- A single people is called a person.
- People come in a variety of colors.
- They have days called "holidays" just as an excuse to stop working. Lazy bums...
- Most people are created equal, but the idiots are inferior. Like you, for instance.
- People treat their planet like crap, what with all the polluting and the gas prices and the Teletubbies. People will eventually cause the extinction of their own pathetic race in the year 2008 A.D. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha - oh, wait... crap.
