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* Scientists make a Large Hadron Collider thingy. However, it malfunctions and causes a black hole and destroys the universe.
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* [[General Motors]] says goodbye to Pontiac, Hummer, Saturn, and Saab [http://www.cnn.com/2009/LIVING/04/25/pontiac.reaction/index.html 1]
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* Mississlippy buys [[Low Budget Media]].
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* Segway and [[General Motors]] launch joint venture [http://www.ft.com/cms/s/0/94542cc0-23a9-11de-996a-00144feabdc0.html 2]
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* Weather Service Issues Hannah Montana warning for the southeastern US.
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* Somali Pirates Drown With Share of $3M Ransom [http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,479045,00.html 3]
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* [[Google]] makes its own [[Internet Browser]].
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* Man riding a moped gets sleepy, decides to have a nap. In the middle of the road. [http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2009/01/09/Police_Man_passed_out_drunk_on_road/UPI-91891231547170/ 4]
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* [[China]] executes the Beijing Olympics.
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* Impatient man makes a bomb threat at hospital in Florida. [http://www.wftv.com/news/18389617/detail.html 5]
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* [[People|Man]] gets shot at shooting range.
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* Teenager changes name to Captain Fantastic. [http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/3369609/Teenager-changes-name-to-Captain-Fantastic.html 6]
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* Study shows mobile phones still being used primarily for conversations.
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* [[Google]] buys a fighter jet. [http://www.alleyinsider.com/2008/10/the-newest-google-plane-is-a-fighter-jet- 7]
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* [[Mississlippy]] buys the rights to the [[RRLBN]].
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* Henry Earl is arrested for the 1333rd time. [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Henry_Earl#1000th_arrest_error 8]
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* [[China]] denies rigging Olympic opening ceremonies.
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Current revision as of 18:17, 27 April 2009

  • General Motors says goodbye to Pontiac, Hummer, Saturn, and Saab 1
  • Segway and General Motors launch joint venture 2
  • Somali Pirates Drown With Share of $3M Ransom 3
  • Man riding a moped gets sleepy, decides to have a nap. In the middle of the road. 4
  • Impatient man makes a bomb threat at hospital in Florida. 5
  • Teenager changes name to Captain Fantastic. 6
  • Google buys a fighter jet. 7
  • Henry Earl is arrested for the 1333rd time. 8
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