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-	* Man survives car crash and [[2005|30]] foot plummet, doctors shoot him out of sheer irritation	+	* [[General Motors]] says goodbye to Pontiac, Hummer, Saturn, and Saab [http://www.cnn.com/2009/LIVING/04/25/pontiac.reaction/index.html 1]
-	* [[Google]] co-founders Larry Page and Sergey Brin announce a joint venture with [[you|Virgin]] CEO Sir Richard Branson [[Google and Virgin colonize Mars|to colonize Mars]].	+	* Segway and [[General Motors]] launch joint venture [http://www.ft.com/cms/s/0/94542cc0-23a9-11de-996a-00144feabdc0.html 2]
-	* [[TechNGames]] becomes the [[TNG becomes official Mississlippy message board|official Mississlippy message board]].	+	* Somali Pirates Drown With Share of $3M Ransom [http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,479045,00.html 3]
-	* The [[United States of America|United States]] declares [[war]] on the moon.	+	* Man riding a moped gets sleepy, decides to have a nap. In the middle of the road. [http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2009/01/09/Police_Man_passed_out_drunk_on_road/UPI-91891231547170/ 4]
-	* Preschool students involved in violent dispute over the color of the Easter bunny's fur.	+	* Impatient man makes a bomb threat at hospital in Florida. [http://www.wftv.com/news/18389617/detail.html 5]
-	* Cows to inherit [[United States of America|the world]]	+	* Teenager changes name to Captain Fantastic. [http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/3369609/Teenager-changes-name-to-Captain-Fantastic.html 6]
-	* New Kids on the Block reunite despite old age	+	* [[Google]] buys a fighter jet. [http://www.alleyinsider.com/2008/10/the-newest-google-plane-is-a-fighter-jet- 7]
-	* 2+2=5	+	* Henry Earl is arrested for the 1333rd time. [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Henry_Earl#1000th_arrest_error 8]
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Current revision as of 18:17, 27 April 2009

• General Motors says goodbye to Pontiac, Hummer, Saturn, and Saab 1
• Segway and General Motors launch joint venture 2
• Somali Pirates Drown With Share of $3M Ransom 3
• Man riding a moped gets sleepy, decides to have a nap. In the middle of the road. 4
• Impatient man makes a bomb threat at hospital in Florida. 5
• Teenager changes name to Captain Fantastic. 6
• Google buys a fighter jet. 7
• Henry Earl is arrested for the 1333rd time. 8