Wal-Mart

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'''Wal-Mart''' (also known as '''Wally World''') is an [[United States of America|American]] conglomerate  that sells just about everything.  
'''Wal-Mart''' (also known as '''Wally World''') is an [[United States of America|American]] conglomerate  that sells just about everything.  
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==things to do at Wal-Mart==
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==Bargain Bin Movies==
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In 1653, Wal-Mart invented the sub-genre of movies known as [[Bargain Bin Movies]]. These movies are usually found just outside the electronics department. Prices can ranges from $9.97 to 5 for $1. In [[2000]], Wal-Mart expanded to Bargain Bin Music and in [[2005]] expanded to Bargain Bin Video Games.
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==Things to do at Wal-Mart==
* Repeatedly enter and leave the store and count how many visits it takes to make the greeter stop greeting you.
* Repeatedly enter and leave the store and count how many visits it takes to make the greeter stop greeting you.
* Challenge other customers to lightsaber duels or swordfights with rolls of wrapping paper.  
* Challenge other customers to lightsaber duels or swordfights with rolls of wrapping paper.  

Current revision as of 16:11, 18 August 2008

Wal-Mart (also known as Wally World) is an American conglomerate that sells just about everything.

[edit] Bargain Bin Movies

In 1653, Wal-Mart invented the sub-genre of movies known as Bargain Bin Movies. These movies are usually found just outside the electronics department. Prices can ranges from $9.97 to 5 for $1. In 2000, Wal-Mart expanded to Bargain Bin Music and in 2005 expanded to Bargain Bin Video Games.

[edit] Things to do at Wal-Mart

  • Repeatedly enter and leave the store and count how many visits it takes to make the greeter stop greeting you.
  • Challenge other customers to lightsaber duels or swordfights with rolls of wrapping paper.
  • When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
  • Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
  • While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
  • Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"
  • Yell random names to see if anyone will answer.
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