Tiresias

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Known Aliases: Shut The Fuck Up And Stop Asking Questions, The Computer, Theresea

Tiresias is an ultra powerful supercomputer, one of the most powerful in the world. Tiresias also helps fund the Organization, as Tiresias is able to rig lottos world wide, giving the Organization nearly a billion dollars every week. Tiresias grows very tired of Vergiften Sie Eichhörnchen, and does so rather quickly. Tiresias is able to cross reference everything on any computer system that is connected to the internet or military institutes. Tiresias uses this to detect danger, and warn Vergiften Sie Eichhörnchen of upcoming threats. Tiresias also keeps track of all of the Organization's supplies, and is able to tell when something needs to be refilled. Tiresias is able to synthesize most liquids, and able to analyze complex forms of matter.