From Superdickery
Minnesota President' documentation of the clone war
The Clone War was a brief, yet large, display of aggression against clones. For reasons now forgotten,
Minnesota President and
The Pez launched an assault on their clones,
Ykari and
Eegriega, respectively. The conflict spanned hundreds of posts, many of which were submitted simultaneously in a flurry of uncomprehensible spam in
The General Discussion Thread. The conflict was resolved when The Pez created a Declone-O-Ray that could take a person's DNA and change it to that of anybody else. After a brief period of discussion, it was decided that Ykari would become a clone of Eegriega, and Eegriega would become a clone of Ykari, so that both Minnesota and Pez had two clones each, with none of the responsibilities. However, Minnesota & Pez still expresses a strong hatred of all clonekind.