Dragon-Wolfe Dolphinn
From Superdickery
Dragon-Wolfe Dolphinn's claim to fame is a comprehensive guide on how to have sex with dolphins. In his infamous article he asserts that he has gathered his data firsthand, but provides no backup or photographic evidence to prove that his finds are real. Perhaps this is for the best. Although he claims to have a dolphin girlfriend (who lives in Washachusetts), he often writes love poems to Joyuna, who he declared his 'ocean princess forever' after she posted pictures of dolphins apparently having sex. Many forum members believe that Dragon-Wolfe is a Sockpuppet of Minnesota President. Dragon-Wolfe rarely breaks character, and thus does not admit to this.
