Starke
From Superdickery
Starke was a long term lurker who emerged in a flurry of activity, mostly in the IRC chatroom, shortly before the The Great Clusterfuck Of November 2007. Among other things he has repeatedly brought Misfile forum members into the IRC chat, much to the irritation of Jack Cain who insisted that it would bring about the end of all things.
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The Great Clusterfuck
During the hours while The Royal Pains were implementing their autocratic rule over the boards. Starke worked with Bdsproductions and PsychosesMan to set up The All New Superdickery! message board. He has since emerged as a deranged but mostly persistent poster on that board.
Relations with other Board Members
For the most part he has built up an adversarial relationship with Jack, who believes he is a harbinger of the apocalypse, and will lead a campaign of Misfile forum members in a path of destruction across the boards.
He has had a further antagonistic relationship with PsychosesMan, with whom he shares administrative duties on The All New Superdickery! Though recently this friction has lessened somewhat.
He cannot seem to remember that Shirkie is male.
The Gospel according to St. Starke
"And lo, JackCain came unto the people and he proclaimd to the tyrants, "lo that I be but a worm at your feet. I would burn to ash in thy presence." Thus the Queen spoke, "yeah, whatever" 3:16
Superhero Profile
Superhero Name: Kyle Starke
Real Name: Michael Schwarz
Age: 25
Powers: Snapshooting, effective use of blades, hand to hand training.
Education: A completly worthless AAS in computer science
Significant Work Experience: Years of working for FedEx Ground has given him the ability to get screwed over in new and interesting ways.
Proficient with handguns.
Snarky sense of humor.
Looks good in a tie.
